The frustrated Adventures of Paladin Bree

by Justagirlcalledbob

A series of drabbles about one Paladin Bree, the people she meets, the monsters she destroys, and the idiocy she encounters. Some are short, and some are long.

1. Online Relationships

Title: The moronic Advertures of Paladin Bree

Rating: PG-13
Word count:161
Theme: Online Relationships

Disclaimer: I don't own runescape!

Notes: The only real player name is Paladin Bree. The others are all fake.

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Paladin Bree is in the Varrock sewers, training on Moss Giants
Paladin Bree: Bored. Bored.
Randy12: well go away then.
Paladin Bree: No. I'm gettin' good loot.
Randy12: O Rly?
Paladin Bree: Ya. Really.
Randy12: no wai!
Paladin Bree: ... I don't like you.
Randy12: will u b my gf?
Paladin Bree: NO. GTFO my online rpg game.
Randy12: Y not?
Paladin Bree: Because I don't like you.
Randy12: Y?
Paladin Bree: Because you possess the intelligence of a rock.
Randy12: ur mean.
Paladin Bree: And you're annoying!
Randy12: I'll give you 1k to be my gf
Paladin Bree: W.T.F! No!!
Randy12: how about 10k?
Paladin Bree: NO.
Randy12: ok noob
Paladin Bree: Finally!
the two go back to killing moss giants
five minutes later
Randy12: ...how about 11k?
Paladin Bree's scream of frustration can be heard all the way in
Lumbridge