Ok, first Bleach story; Review please and critique if needed. Now, -insert fancy music here- ENVY!!

-Envy-

He didn't understand it, he didn't, he couldn't, and he didn't think he ever would. And just what couldn't he understand...?

Ichigo sat at his desk and lifted his head up from his work, watching Rukia absolutely smother the bunny-like gigai.

"You are so cute! Just like Chappy!" Rukia hugged Kurodo tightly against bosom.

He couldn't understand how a Chappy look-alike, note the word look-alike, got more love than him!

He just wanted to walk up to that dumb gigai and rip him to shreds with his bankai, over and over and over again...

He scoffed at himself and went back to signing forms. After all, taichou do not get jealous. Especially, him: Kurosaki Ichigo, taichou of the fifth division, one of the top strongest men in Seretei; along with his fuku-taichou, of course, Kuchiki Rukia, who was currently obliterating a plushie with love.

That should be him that she should be obliterating with love!

He gave a sigh and looked back up at Rukia, sitting on the couch now playing with Kurodo's long ears, giving him the most heartfelt compliments.

"Even your ears are cute!" Rukia took the tip of his long ear and lifted it up as if studying it.

Kurodo's cheeks slightly reddened as he donned a proud face. "Well, thank you. Did you know that this is pure cotton?"

Rukia's lips formed into a small 'o' in amazement. "Cotton?" She lifted her head up, prompting Ichigo to use his quick reflexes to hide his face. "Oi, Strawberry!" She called him by his own little nick-name, making him lift up his head. "Kurodo's made of cotton!"

Kurodo grinned. "It's true..."

Ichigo held back a glare and scoffed proudly. "So, my clothes are made of cotton."

Rukia shrugged and looked back down to Kurodo. "I bet their not as soft as Kurodo's!" As she said his name, she gave him another hug into her bosom.

Ichigo scowled and went back to signing, not noticing Kon sneak up behind him. "Sucks doesn't it..."

Ichigo jumped slightly. "What?! Oh...Kon...What a pleasure..." He rolled his eyes and signed a paper, picking another one.

Kon sat on Ichigo's orange head. "I know how you feel! To have Nee-Sama taken away from you!" He started pulling on Ichigo's hair.

"Kon-" He pulled again.

"To have her leave you over and over again!" Kon shook his head, tears forming in his eyes.

"Kon!- Ow!"

"And not have her look back at you! Even for a pitiful glance!" He pulled Ichigos hair harder and harder at each word.

Ichigo's scowl grew deeper, he grabbed Kon's head and threw it, without even looking. "Che..." He looked back down to his forms and papers.

Ichigo signed a paper and sighed to himself, struggling not to look back to Rukia. 'Don't do it! Don't-don't-do-'

He did it...

Ichigo slowly looked back up to Rukia and found her snuggling up to Kurodo, still.

Ichigo sighed to himself, going back to his signing. 'Oh well,' He thought. 'He may get her now...' He smirked to himself while signing his name neatly and carefully.

'But I get her every night...'

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