"You're still with that fucking chick?" Sollux asked with suprisement drenched in his tone.
"Look she isn't that bad," Karkat, "Unlike your lisp."
"Hey shut the fuck up," Sollux defended, "Those fucking classes aren't helping at all."
"Then why the hell do you go to them?"
"That isn't what we were talking about," Sollux tried to change the subject, "It was about your crazy ass girlfriend."
"Like your girlfriend is any better," Karkat mumbled while playing with his peanut butter and chocolate shake.
Sollux took a sip of his apple berry shake. "I never thought of you going after someone like her." He slipped a smug smile.
Karkat avoided his gaze, "Look I'll pay for the shakes and everything if you just drop the whole fucking thing."
"Aw shit, Karkat's paying for my 2 dollar shake," Sollux mocked.
"Fine! Pay for your own fucking shake, I'm leaving." He swung his black drawstring backpack over his shoulder.
"Cool it KK," Sollux tried to persuade, "I was just kidding."
Karkat sat back down, but didn't say a word.
"We're still friends right?" he asked.
"Of course asshat."
"Cool," Sollux sighed.
Their friendly conversation quickly took a turn down angry fruits. They both entered a serious argument about how watermelons were superior to pears.
"You're so fucking retarded!" Karkat's temple pulsed, "Pear's taste like bland ape shit!"
"KK you're acting like a mental 2 year old," Sollux backed, "Pear's are good when they're ripe and any other time."
"Watermelons are a fucking gift from Jegus himself!" Karkat spat.
"They taste like sugary pink pieces of shit," Sollux hissed.
Their colorful wordplay attracted the attention of the waitress cleaning off tables, "Excuse me sirs," they turned to her, "Could you please keep it down?" Sollux and Karkat broke away from their argument to face the waitress.
"Check this out KK, she thinks we're too loud."
"You're pretty full of yourself," Karkat directed his stark tone at her. "Thinking we're the ones causing a scene."
"No," she flustered, "It's not that at all." She shook her head.
"Come one Sollux we're busting out," Karkat motioned for his friend to get up.
"Finally," Sollux grinned.
As the two left the small Milkshake shop they had many heads turning.
"Fuck," Karkat stopped.
"What is it?" Sollux asked.
"Forgot to pay." Karkat reached into his pocket and ran back into the store.
"Damn idiot," Sollux sighed. He leaned up ageist the brick wall and pulled his phone out. Barely getting in a few seconds of programing in, a petite tan girl sauntered up to Sollux.
"Hey!" she chimes. Sollux tore his eyes from his phone to steal a glace from the perky girl.
Her fuchsia tinted eyes glow, her lips glossed over with pink lipgloss, and even her slightly flashy jewelry make for an adorable girl. She look's likes she's the same age as Sollux.
"Um," Sollux pauses, "Hey." She shuffles to his side, her long brown beachy waves bouncing.
"My name's Feferi, mind if you tell me your name?"
Sollux pulls at his collar, "It's Sollux."
"Sollux," she tries out the unfamiliar name on her tongue. "Sollux Sollux Sollux!"
"Hey cut it out," he looks around them, "You're too damn loud."
"Ok," she calms herself down, "I'll stop being a retard for a second and tell you, you're really cute."
Sollux can't come up with any kind of respond. He stood there in a flushed silence.
"So?" She tips her heels forward.
"What?"
"Aren't you gonna ask for my ID?"
"I'm not selling you any drugs. Why would I need it?"
"Are you saying you don't have a glubbing Trollian account?" Feferi crossed her arms across her chest and pouted her lips out.
"Why didn't you just say that," he passed her his phone, "Just put yours in."
Feferi took the phone in her tiny hands and they tapped away her account name.
"There we go," she handed the phone back to Sollux. "Make sure you text me," she was already a few feet away, it looked like she was in a hurry, "See ya!"
Karkat came out of the store only a few seconds after the encounter.
"Did you just?"
"Dude I think I just got a girls number."
"What about the girlfriend you already have?" Karkat's left eye twitched, "You know? The one you're always together with? The one whose dealt with your bullshit for half a year?"
"Don't worry, I'd never do anything behind AA's back."
"You better hope you fucking don't," Karkat warned, "Remember that guy that was after Aradia for a while?"
"Like I'd fucking forget," Sollux scorned.
"If you screw things up here with that bubbly chick you screw everything up," he threw his arms up for an added effect. Sollux dismissed Karkat's ranting with a flick of his wrist.
Before Karkat could continue beating Sollux up, a beeping in Karkat's pocket reminded him to go home to try to get in a few hours of Rom Coms.
"You finally leaving for those stupid ass movies?" Sollux said.
"They're not stupid," Karkat looked down at his feet, "Besides-" he stops in his sentence and decides not to finish.
"Whatever you say," Sollux shrugged. Karkat walked out of the mall only after they shared a fist bump.
Karkat looked up at the sky as he pushed open the twin glass doors. He felt a snowflake touch his nose. "Oh great," he muttered. Stuffing his hands in his pocket, Karkat made his way over to his car. Karkat grasped the door handle on it and pulled forcefully. To his luck it came off. "Fucking great."
Karkat walked over to the passenger side and opened that door. Thankfully it didn't break. Starting up the car he drove all the way home. Only a 24 mile drive.
"Finally fucking home," Karkat echoed throughout his apartment.
"Jegus legging's you took forever," someone else yelled back. Karkat's blood froze at the sound of someone's voice who he didn't recognize. He slowly put down his backpack and picked up the baseball bat from behind his recliner. Karkat's paranoia had driven him to hiding a few weapons throughout the house. The stories of rape and murder on TV were what gave Karkat his unease. He crawled up the stairs with a baseball bat clenched tightly in his hands.
Karkat gulped nervously as he approached one of the only bedrooms in his apartment. The TV was blaring some kind of Cop drama and the sound of potato chips being eaten loudly echoed through the room. He saw a pair of legs crossed over the foot of his bed. Though, the face and body of the intruder was still a mystery.
As Karkat moved closer he raised the bat higher and higher over his head. He inched closer and closer to the bed until he had the perfect moment to attack the intruder.
"Ahhh!" Karkat screamed bloody murder.
"Karkat!" The semi-innocent suspect shrieked.
Karkat finally got a look at her. His girlfriend. Terezi Pyrope.
His racing heart was somewhat calmed at the thought that it was someone he was familiar with. The grip he had on the metal baseball bat had loosed dramaticly and it slipped from his grasp. The bat landed with a loud thud on Terezi.
"Shit," Terezi groaned.
"Shit," Karkat agreed.
I'm a terrible person and I wanted to mess with the feelings of fictional characters. So after watching a few Korean dramas, I needed to write something with lots of emotion and mainly jealousy. Cause it turns everyone on. I have a vague idea of where this story is going, but not sure how to deal with characters. So if there's a pairing you want me to ruin, please send it in3