Have you ever liked a girl but she just wasn't that into you? Do you have a best friend who calls at strange hours of the night? Do you have problems saying no? Now's your chance to ask an expert for help!
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Ideal: Hey there! I've asked Lithuania, aka MISTER Toris Lorinaitis, to give advice to all you worry-warts on the site. Ask away!
Lithuania: A-ah...I'm flattered, truly, but are you sure this is such a good idea...?
Ideal: Of course! You're a thousand years old. You're bound to be filled with all kinds of wisdom!
Lithuania: Maybe, but wouldn't Mr. China be better suited for this sort of thing? He's much older, and he-
Ideal: Shut up! I haven't spent the last three years of my life stalking you and your country to get smack about China.
Lithuania: /broods/ V-Very well then, if you insist...however, I really need to tell you tha-
Ideal: There you have it, folks! Throw your questions in the review box or send me a message! I'll be sure to deliver his answers post-haaaaaste!
Lithuania: T-Thank you very much! I'll do my best. /ambles away in a cloud of stomach ailments/
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This is an unoriginal idea, but I haven't seen it with Lithuania so I thought it would be fun. :') I'm rather fanatical about the character and his country's culture/history/language/etc, so this is a chance to get into his role beyond the typical role-playing and fan-fic writing. I'll try to have him answer everyone's questions regardless of their content. xDDD DO NOT SPARE HIM.