The Doctor's Office
Arthur Kirkland and Matthew Williams were knocking at Alfred F. Jones' bedroom door. Well, actually, the knocking when a little like this:
"Al! Time for the doctor's office!" Matthew called.
"HELL NO, DUDE!" Alfred yelled back from behind the door.
"ALFRED F. JONES! GET YOUR HAMBURGER-EATING, LAZY ASS DOWN HERE!" Arthur yelled as he knocked hard at the door.
"NO!" Alfred was stubborn.
"But, Al-"
"NO!" Alfred was more firm this time.
"Oh, for the love of Queen Elizabeth!" Arthur growled and flailed his arms in frustration.
Alfred had been afraid to go to the doctors since he was about 4 years old. Matthew and Arthur never actually figured out exactly WHY he was afraid, he just was. At first, they let it slide, but now that he was almost 20 years old, he needed to suck it up and be a man. At least, that was how Matthew and Arthur saw it.
"OK, seriously, Al! You're like, 20 something now!" Matthew knocked harder.
"I SAID NO, ASSHOLES!" Alfred shot back. Arthur was beginning to lose his patience. Soon, a glowing blue aura surrounded his hands as he blasted the door open. Once it was, smoke erupted from the hole he left behind and Alfred flinched back from it.
"Al-"
"No"
"AL-
"NO!"
Matthew shook his head. This wasn't getting them anywhere. Well, at least, no where he thought Arthur was trying to get.
"Who are you?" Kumajirou had just walked into the room beside Matthew.
"Please Shut up." Matthew turned away, but then turned back. "And my name's Matthew!"
"Alfred! You are 20 years old! What in the great name of Queen Elizabeth is your damage?" Arthur questioned. Alfred shrugged. "Wat the hell is that supposed to mean?" Alfred shrugged again. Alfred sighed in defeat. He grabbed one of Alfred's arms.
"W...What the hell is your damage?" Alfred asked, trying to wrench his arm free. Arthur held tight to his arm.
"You're going to the doctors, whether you like it or not!" Arthur started dragging him out of the space where Al's door used to be.
"Matthew! Help me!" Matthew rushed up to them and grabbed Alfred's other arm. "Guys! Let me go!" They held tight and proceeded to drag Alfred to the car.
They threw him into the back seat and made sure his seat belt was secure enough. "You know, this is technically kidnapping!" Alfred said, trying to undo his seat belt. Arthur tightened it, making Alfred gasp. " Not if we bring you right back, it's not..." Matthew reasoned. Alfred grumbled.
-(Time Skip)
"Was it that bad?" Arthur asked from the driver's seat.
"YES!" Alfred yelled.
"They only took 3 viles of your blood, no biggie." Matthew said from the passenger's seat.
"Easy for you to say! This wasn't your check-up time!" Alfred grumbled. Matthew and Arthur rolled their eyes.
And both of them hoped, prayed to God that next time wasn't as bad as this one.
Fin
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