Meeting With the Ficwriter "J" By: botoxforever Disclaimer/Warning: I definitely do not own Gundam Wing, Big O, Dragon Ball Z, MTV, Sailor Moon, Celebrity Death Match, Ranma, American Idol, FRIENDS, or the WF (wrestling federation), I was only 13 years old. so this is immature. I'm sorry for parodying everyone.

Meeting With the Fic Writer

Relena: What the fuck is up with me always yelling Heeeerrrrooo?!

Quatre: *snicker* Relena [in a sing song voice] you're a Peacecraft. You aren't supposed to swear.

Relena: You shut the hell up. Quatre, even you aren't playing your Role.

Fic writer J: Relena!

Duo: What?! Can everyone please be quiet? I wanna talk.

Quatre: No surprise there.

Fic writer J: Quatre!

Quatre: Fic writer!

Wufei: WOMAN!

Duo: I just want to ask if I can ditch the clip on ponytail in the next flick?

Wufei: Only girls wear clip-ons.

Duo: Oh yeah wig head?

Wufei: Wighead?

Hilde: Duo! Wufei! Stop! Don't fight here!

Relena: Oh yeah! A fight!

Quatre: Fic writer, can I dye my hair blue?

Zechs: Hey, if he gets to do that, I want to stop bleaching.

Treize: Where's Lady Une?

Sally: She's in a padded cell, something about split personalities.

Fic writer J: Gomez! Catherine!

Gomez: Yes?

Fic writer J: (to Noin) Why are Gomez and Uncle Fester (from The Addams Family here?

Noin: It's a free colony.

Fic writer J: No! I mean this is a Gundam Wing meeting for sobbing in your mobile suit! Not a flipping Addams Family Reunion!

Noin: Oh. I get what you mean.

Catherine: I didn't think you'd mind.

Trowa: Catherine was watching Gomez and Fester throw knives.

Catherine: And I was sure Trowa and I could kick their butts in a match. So I called them *turns and throws a knife over her shoulder* out.

Fic writer J: You called them out.

Catherine: Yup. You know, I challenged them to a match.

Trowa: Come on! Closer to the head!

Heero: *fires a gun very close to Trowa's head*

Fic writer J: Heero!

Heero: I'll kill you all!

Treize: Ha. Ha. Go ahead and try Wing ZERO boy! You're nothing! ZERO! You can't kill me. I'm supposedly already dead. I didn't even get to be in Endless Waltz.*sobs*

Duo: Ha, Ha! I've got Wufei's wig!

Quatre: Okay. *sniff* Let's send it into the sun-

Treize: Oh please, do not remind me of your crying antics on Endless Waltz.

Wufei: Yeah Quatre, you're making Treize jealous, he wasn't even in Endless Wa-[Duo has shoved Wufei's own wing into his mouth]

Treize: Chemicals in my brain are moving around and re-shifting to stimulate the emotion known as anger. To be put in simplistic terms I am offended at your ongoing-

Quatre: Ahhhh! Lady Une is loose!

Lady Une: Glasses or no?

Treize: My lady. I heard you had an Identity crisis.

Lady Une: That's a load of kuso! (Crap in Japanese)

Treize: Please, regain your composure Lady.

Fic writer J: How did you escape from the asylum?!

Dorothy: I helped her.

Duo: You know. I have a clip-on, Wufei had a wig, Zechs bleaches, and Treize plucks. but Dorothy's eyebrows are real!!!

Treize: They're real?! *faints*

Lady Une: Mister Treize?

Fic writer J: (on the phone) - yes.come now.take Lady Une back to her padded cell. . .okay.

Fic writer "Jess": Who was that?

Fic writer J: *blinks* What are you doing here?

Fic writer "Jess": Who was that?

Fic writer J: Oh! It was Goku. He's doing that little appearing thingy . . . uh . . . instant teleportation to transport Lady Une back to her padded cell.

Fic writer "Jess": *blinks* padded--? As in like-that time of the month . . .?

Fic writer J: That's really sick "Jess." Get your mind out of the gutter.

Fic writer "Jess": I know.

Relena: tightassmotherfuck! Hey! Come on! Kick his ass, you bitchwipe little prude!

[Even Wufei's skin crawls when Relena shows her true personality]

Trowa: SHUT UP!

Relena: You SHUT UP!

"Mars": Both of you shut it!

"Missy": You always say that.

Fic writer "Jess": What kind of fic are you running here? What are those Addams Family dopes doing here?!

Heero: *seeing "Jess" for the first time* Ahhhhhh! Don't let her come near me! My character suffered enough in her last fic. Relena save ME!!!!

"Missy": Disturbing.

Relena: *turning to face "Jess"* Baka Chinga! (Stupid ass in Japanese) You said my dad was alive! (In "Jess's" last fic, she fooled Relena into believing that her father was still alive.

Fic writer "Jess": Oh piss off!

"Mars": (to Duo) Shut it!

Relena: Why don't you-

"Mars": Shut it!

Wufei: Who are you?

"Mars": WOULDN"T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!

Zechs: E-

"Mars" DOES SHUT IT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!

"Mars": We are here to hear your complaints about the fics and hear your ideas for future fics.

Relena: I don't give a fuckrat what you are here for.

"Mars:" Shut it. We don't care about your stupid issues.

Quatre: For the love of Sandrock!

Heero: And ZERO.

Wufei: And the Dragon.

"Mars": Grrrrr . . . SHUT IT!

Bill Clinton: I will pardon all of you.

"Mars": Shut-Oh my-

Fic writer J: AHHH! You! Out of this, NOW!!

Bill Clinton: What are you trying to do, impeach me?!?!

Fic writer J: Get Out!!!

Relena: Kisama (You with scorn in Japanese. Almost to the same effect as Damn you!), get out!

Bill Clinton: Relena, I thought you would understand politician to politician.

Relena: Oh please! Do you think I'm a real honest to ZERO politician? I lied and pulled strings to get into office.and don't you dare quote me! Re-election is coming.

Fic writer J: You, Clinton, What are you still doing here?!

Bill Clinton: Me? I'm going, I'm going! *he disappears*

Trowa: For the love of-

"Mars": Shut it.

Relena: Who the hell are "Missy," "Mars," and Fic writer "Jess"?!

"Mars": Curious isn't it?

"Missy": That is for us to know-

Relena: Yes, yes and you to find out. I know. That is such a cliché. Who are you? Hey, "Mars," I know that you're not Sailor Mars and you sure aren't the god of war, or from the manga MARS. . . so. . .?

"Mars": Inquisitive.

Fic writer "Jess": Actually we're Lady Une's friends from the asylum.

-Silence-

Fic writer "Jess": Okay, Actually, we're fic writers.

Heero: Kuso (crap in Japanese).

New character: Darien! Darien!

Sailor Mars: That's not Darien you dumbbell! That's Trowa!

Sailor Moon: Oh. Are you sure? He has longlegs like Darien.

Trowa: *turns around* I don't look like Darien!

Sailor Moon: Hey! Your bangs are weird! Ohhhh scary! SCARY! That guy in tight pants has a gun! OH HELP! *Starts wailing and crying*

Sailor Jupiter: *Sighs* What a flake.

Quatre: who are you girls?

Sailor Moon: I'm Sailor Moon! The champion of justice!

Sailor Venus: Yeah, yeah, actually we're all pretty girls with unnaturally long legs, huge eyes, twig skinny waists, short skirts and talking cat gurus.

Wufei: I love you guys! I'm in all the fan clubs!

Heero: *raises an eyebrow*

Zechs: Really.go on.

Fic writer "Jess": Zechs, what are you talking about?

Zechs: Venus just told me that her hair is really blond! Unbelievable isn't it?

Sailor Venus: (under her breath) that's 'cause you bleach.

Sailor Mercury: Not really. . .you know my hair really is blue.

Trowa: Really?? I never realized that people could have naturally blue hair.

Treize: And I never realized that Dorothy's eyebrows are real.and she's my niece!

Relena: You and Freddie Prince Jr. have something in common.

Treize: What?

Freddie Prince Jr.: We both pluck our eyebrows.

Relena: What the asspick?! We're at MTV!

Sailor Mercury: Yes according to my observations we have-

Wufei: Hey what are we doing here?

Fic writer J: When you were discussing eyebrows, I transported us all here. We are at-

Announcer: Welcome to CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!!!

Heero: Kuso.

Trowa: For the love of ZERO!