Chapter 1! Onto ze story!

Disclaimer: In honor of a new story, Jerry volunteered to do it.

Jerry: Yo, what up peoples! Emily doesn't own Kickin It or any of that chiz. Peace out, swag!

Kim's POV

Ugh, school. Do you know what that stands for? Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives. It's so true. The food sucks, the teachers are mean, and you stay up until 3 in the morning doing homework. The only thing good about school is I get to hang out with my friends. I love my friends so much. They are the only ones who really respect and understand me. Everyone at school just thinks I'm a pretty face. Oh, Kim Crawford is hot. Oh Kim Crawford looks good in her cheerleading uniform. Oh, Kim Crawford is rich. Oh, Kim Crawford is blah blah blah. See what I mean? I may be popular, but that's just because the girls want to be me and the guys wanna get with me. This is why I like my small group of friends, they like me for who I am. I lazily got up and dragged myself to the bathroom, my bare feet trailing against the soft carpet. I stood by the sink, letting the cold water run through my fingers. After I moments hesitation, I splashed the freezing water against my face. My eyes open wide as I turned off the faucet. You can always count on cold water to wake you up. After drying my face with my towel, I went to my cabinet and picked out my clothes for the day. After putting on my navy blue and white striped tank top and my white jean shorts, I hopped downstairs and grabbed an apple from the counter. Taking a bite from the apple, I slipped on my white flip flops and went to open the front door. On the door was a note…from my parents.

Kim,

Out on business, be back as soon as we can.

Mom and Dad

Yay, alone again. Note the sarcasm. I'm always alone, with my parents on business trips. I used to be sad about it, always missing them, but then I kinda got used to it. Don't get me wrong, my parents love me to death and don't do it on purpose, but they missed a lot of birthdays and karate tournaments. My parents usually make up for it somehow, but I learned how to get used to them not being here. I crumpled up the paper and threw it in the trash. I could already tell today was NOT going to be a good day. Grabbing the car keys off the table, I opened the door and walked towards the car. Getting into the driver's seat, I turned on the engine and the car roared to life. I pulled out of the drive way and headed to school. After about five minutes of driving, I pulled into Seaford High. I parked in my assigned parking spot and got out of the car, only to come face to face with one of my three BFFs, Grace. She was rocking back and forth on the balls of her feet, and a small smile tugged onto her face.

"Hi," she said.

"Hi?" I said. Her smile got bigger. "What's going on?" I asked, closing my car door and walking up the steps of Seaford High.

"Well," said Grace, following me to our lockers, "Kelsey told me something very interesting this morning."

"And what would that be?" I reached my locker and unlocked the lock. I grabbed my textbook for math, since that was our first subject.

"I don't know," she said, rolling her eyes, "just something about a certain brunette you've been crushing on."

I turned my attention toward her. If she was serious, I would scream, "are you talkin about…"

"Yep," she said, nodding vigorously. We both jumped up and down and screamed. We stopped and looked around us. Everyone was staring at us like we had three heads.

What?! Have people never seen two excited teenagers before?!

"We'll talk more in math," said Grace, pulling on my arm and practically dragging me to class. We just reached our math class when the bell rang. We sat down in the seats Kelsey and Julie saved for us.

"Kelsey, tell me everything," I said seriously, gluing my eyes to her.

"Well," she started, "I heard from Maria who heard from her boyfriend Bill who got a text from Brad who heard from his sister Emily who was told by Victoria who heard from Jennifer who heard from Charlotte-"

"Kelsey! To the point!" I said, grabbing her by the shoulders and shaking her.

"I'm almost there," she said. "Anyways, Charlotte heard from her brother Brandon, who is on the football team, that Brody wants to ask you out!"

Grace, Kelsey, Julie, and I shrieked and jumped in our seats. He wants to ask me out! Brody Carlson, the same Brody Carlson who I have been crushing on, wants to ask ME out! EEEEEEEEEEP! Maybe today isn't going to be bad after all. I felt a smile creep onto my face. The girls and I talked about random stuff for the rest of class.

Meanwhile Outside…

The boy appeared out of nowhere, as if he was created from thin air. Once hiding himself behind a bush, he took a peak at the blonde through the window, throwing her head back and laughing as if she didn't have a care in the world. He tilted his head and narrowed his eyes, focusing intently on the girl. His head jolted to his right, seeing a figure appear next to him. The figure crouched low beside him, also staring at the girl.

"So?" said the man, turning his attention to the boy.

"I constantly wonder for what reason I must still betroth a mortal," the boy spat.

"For the reason of the prophecy," said the man. "Do you think my daughter is the chosen one?" he said, looking back at the blonde through the window.

"I know not, for I have this strange compelling feeling, even though I know I will at no time like nor love her," said the boy. "I am not one who hath experienced the word love, and not plan to do so… above all with a mortal."

"Well, we will have to wait and see then," said the man, slapping his hand on the boy's shoulder. The boy snarled at the man, showing his pearly white teeth, two exceptionally pointy.

"Sorry," said the man, slipping his hand off of the boy's shoulder. "Well, I'm gonna go back to the house and draw up your new identity." The man stood up and walked off into the distance.

The boy's gaze followed the retreating figure until his silhouette was no longer able to be seen. He turned back toward the blonde, narrowing his eyes once more. Then, as soon as he came, he disappeared into thin air.

END OF CHAPTER 1! Sorry I promised this like a week ago, but I couldn't think of anything until now. Sorry if this sounds like any other person's story, I'm not trying to copy or anything. I'm also trying to stay away from Twilight as much as possible, but there might be some parodies. Just wanted to clear everything out. Anyways, please read and review and I'll try and post ASAP! And ! MORE DAY UNTIL KICKIN IT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP !