Well. Here we are. A new place, a new hell am I right? No? Ok. Anyway, story. You see, I have this random habit of popping up in weird places. This, to be honest was the weirdest. One, I was in the middle of a forest. Two, everything was going to hell. Or was going to end. EITHER WAY. Meanwhile in the distance I heard someone talking. Probably a raging psychopath judging by this weirdo's voice AND by what he was saying. And there's the fact there is a LOT of screaming.
"This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme!" I like this guy. "WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!"
Well, found the Centurian of this world.
"Actually there is a actual Cent here kiddo…" Ok Tony, shut your face hole. My story, not yours. Now, I soon found my way to a… Very terrible looking town.
"Empty like Tony's soul… Neat." I looked around. May as well check the place out. I looked up.
"That X is gayer than a rainbow, holy hell that's colorful." Then, I found the owner of the psycho voice. And let me tell you, I actually wasn't suspecting a demon Dorito. A dapper demon Dorito. A triple D threat, oh my. And he's staring at me. Is he wondering why I'm not running or…? Oh he's coming closer, he's so tiny oh my fucking Mamba.
"Hey, meatsack! Why aren't you running around screaming while your mind is engulfed by bubbles of pure madness?" I shrugged.
"Didn't know I was supposed to be. Just got here. That and I've had worse. Plus, I can't scream when there's a tiny flying pyramid in front of me." He laughed and put a tiny hand on my shoulder. "I like you kid! What can I call you?" I shrugged again. "My name's Tobi but you can call me Dreamer I guess. Since that's all I do."
"Well Dreamer, I'd love to stay and chat but I got a world to destroy! See ya later!" He suddenly poofed away. Damn, I wish he'd stay around longer. Oh well, time to meet the locals that are running around in terror.