The story of a damned girl named Hinata
Twas the before Christmas, when all through the house,
Hinata was stirring, ten times louder than a mouse.
The Ramen lay, on the table with care,
In hope that, Naruto would be there.
The Hyuugas were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of ying-yangs danced in their heads.
And Hiashi in his king bed and Neji in his nap,
Had just settled their brains for a long winter's nap.
When out at the dining room there arose such a clatter,
Hanabi sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the dining room she flew like a flash,
Ran into the living room and gasped at the clash..
The unmistakable dammed ugly fart towed,
the poor 15 year old boy out the window.
When, what to Hanabi's wondering eyes should appear,
Some Anbu black ops and an angry teacher,
With a ugly Hinata, so ugly and slow,
Kakashi knew in a moment how low she could go.
More rapid than Rock Lee the anbus they came,
And Kakashi whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now anbus! now, Yamato! now, Kotesu and Izumo!
On, Gai! On, Kurenai! On, on Asuma and Shizune!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now catch her! Catch her! Catch her all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to Hinata the Anbus they jumped,
And hit her hard causing a big lump.
And then, in a twinkling, Hanabi heard in the cloud,
The bam, bash boom, there in the crowd.
As she drew in her head, and was turning around,
Out of the dust, came the anbus with a bound.
Hinata was dressed all in dirt, from her head to her foot,
And her clothes were all tarnished with claw marks and soot.
Naruto, she had flung on his back,
And she looked like a peddler, just opening her pack.
Her eyes-how wrinkly! her dimples all scary!
Her cheeks were scared, her nose looked so runny!
Her gross little mouth was all so ripped,
And tried to kiss Naruto with that lips.
The stump of a pipe she held tight in his hand
And the smoke it encircled his head like a can.
She had a little round belly with bananas,
That shook when she laughed, like a bowlful of Hyenas!
She was sickening and gross, a right disgusting, elf,
And Hanabi turned green, in spite of herself!
A glare in the eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave Hanabi to know she had something to dread.
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her cell,
And overturned the sack, which she saw someone fell.
And rubbing his finger aside of his head,
Naruto gave a nod, and went back to his bed.
Kakashi sprang to a building, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all bounded like the down of a thistle.
But Hanabi heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"