Harry glanced around guiltily. Draco had left to go shopping with Ginny, leaving him alone in the house. It's not like he was doing anything wrong, really...
Satisfied that no one was home, Harry quickly placed the DVD he had snuck down into the player and turned on the Muggle TV in the living room. As the movie started, he yanked his pajama pants down to his fluffy purple bunny slippers. Harry fast-forwarded through the kissing and foreplay before settling on 'the good part.' He grasped his member and began working it as the movie played on, his thoughts on a certain blond.
Harry could feel the pressure building and as his release shot through him, he groaned, "Draco..." He collapsed on the couch with a sigh of happiness, and then heard the giggles. He fumbled with the remote, trying to turn the porno off, but knowing it was in vain; he had been busted. His face the color of a tomato, he turned to find his roommates at the doorway, Ginny giggling helplessly with Draco smirking next to him.
"Really, Harry, you can't do that in the bedroom?" Draco said with a wink.
Prompt from BriniMC (the greatest chick EVER): Porn and bunny slippers