Follow The What Now?
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Despite it being April 1st, this isn't an elaborate April Fools day joke. I just wanted to want to write a Wizard Of Oz story. Enjoy.
Dorothy Gale, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion were all on the Yellow Brick Road, heading on their way to get the broomstick from the Wicket Witch Of The West. The group were heading west of the Emerald City as they were determined to get the wand to proof themselves to the so called Wizard Of Oz.
"So, where are we going?" Dorothy asked as she held Toto in her arms.
The scarecrow raised his right arm. "Well, let me check the map, first. This way, we can know."
"Since when did you carry the map?" The Tin Man remarked as he turned his head to the right.
"Yeah!" The Cowardly Lion added in his word as he squinted, nodding his head frequently.
The scarecrow scoffed as he rolled his eyes at the Tin Man and Scarecrow. "Since I met Dorothy, duh."
The cowardly lion tossed his hands up in the air. "There's no way that you could have gotten the map from here, not no way, not no how!"
"Look guys, it's not a hard concept." The scarecrow tried explaining himself. "Even to someone with no brains like myself can figure it out quick."
"I find that hard to believe." The tin man teased as he rolled his eyes.
As the group continued getting distracted, they started to veer off the yellow brick road towards the north, heading into uncharted territory, which made their quest a bit more scary and complicated.
"Is this suppose to be part of the yellow brick road...?" Dorothy asked as she gulped, feeling her legs tremble as Toto continued looking like an idiot.
The Wicked Witch of the West was watching the group through her green crystal ball, cackling as she shook her head. "These moronic fools don't know where to go! I'll send down my monkeys to kick their butts to and fro!" She rhymed as she laughed even more.