These are based on my opinions, don't get mad!
Twilight Speak
Stupid lamb - Annoying, exasperating idiot.
Sick, Masochistic Lion - Insanely gorgeous and perfect vampire.
You are my life now - You smell great! Can I suck your blood?
Will you marry me? - An extremely scary question. If asked, run away.
Forks - An AWFUL place. Like 'Cry yourself to sleep if YOU decide to move there' bad.
To be 'unconditionally' in love with someone - fall in love with someone else also, a few books later.
Snow - something awful. Not at all fun. No amount of snow ball fights or snowmen will ever make it fun.
Cliff Diving - An activity taken up by attention-seeking teenagers.
Presents - AWFUL things. If you get one, you should cry.
I know that this isn't much but i've got loads more, so if everyone likes it, I'll continue.
Review please!