Another 100 Ways to Annoy Death Note Characters
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Takada
1.) Every time she opens her mouth, whack her with a brick
2.) Continuously rewind her death scene while grinning like a hyena
3.) Devour her makeup then spit it up and mold it into a snowman
4.) Tap on her door all night
5.) Trap her in an igloo
6.) Hang onto Light's arm insisting he's your fiancé
7.) Replace her guards with chocolate bunnies
8.) 'Nyaa! Kiyomi, take that grandma skirt off, it burnnnssss!'
9.) Give her a makeover and transform her into Fiona from Shrek
10.) 'Michael Jackson called! He wants his mullet back D'
Matt
11.) Ask if him and Mello are 'friends with benefits'
12.) His initials are MJ… Write MJ on his forehead with sharpie
13.) Donate his cigarettes to charity
14.) Convince him to run for president [I can assure you that our nation will fall apart in the first few hours of his presidency…]
15.) Tell him Mello's actually a guy
16.) Use Bella Swan [damn you Twilight! D] as a human shield when he's being shot.
17.) Moonwalk across his and Mello's apartment
18.) When he's in bed, parade around his room swinging a bat around
19.) 'Those shoes are mine betch…'
20.) Stuff his Xbox with bologna
Mello
21.) Whenever he's in seeing distance, sing: 'What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?' -Monster by The Automatic
22.) Get Near to ejaculate all over his chocolate
23.) Stuff his guns with men's Speedos
24.) Sneak Near into his bathtub so that next time he takes a shower, he'll be in fer a surprise
25.) Make him choose between Matt and his chocolate
26.) 'Great Scott! She's actually a he!'
27.) Fill his motorcycle exhaust with pudding
28.) Take him back to where he came from [Siberia]
29.) Accusingly point your finger at him whenever 'Matt' and 'rape' are mentioned in the same sentence
30.) 'I AM THE KING OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING! NOT YOUUU!'
Misa
31.) 'Fix' her so that she can't produce any demon spawn
32.) Rip off Light's toupee and expose him for the old fart he really is
33.) IF she ever says something smart, hide under a table claiming that the mighty overlord will eat your brains
34.) Whack her repeatedly with a meter stick until she's the height of a midget
35.) 'Tell me WHY! WHY where you ever born? WHIEEEE?...'
36.) Put her on a blind date with the Retarded Policeman
37.) Cut off Light's testicles; make them into a nummy pie and FEED HER.
38.) Get Matt to shoot her brains out
39.) Torture Light by continuously smacking his belly yelling 'pink belly!' and have her strapped to a chair.
40.) 'Misa wins! Misa wins!' whenever this is in progress, throw flaming toddlers at her.
Light
41.) 'YOU killed Mufasa!' D
42.) Every time you get an F in school, bring him too school to strip for your teacher and raise that F up to an A ^_^
43.) Point a finger at him saying 'For shame, for shame, I know your name!'
44.) Ransack his room strewing his porn magazines all around for the world to see
45.) Shake your head like how old people do when they're angry after he has his whole 'Death Note orgy'
46.) When he's about to have an orgy in his hot, steamy man-sex with L, yell 'Lightooo, where areee youuu? Misa's here to see her Lightooo!'
47.) Ask him if he has rabies
48.) LICK his wounds clean in the last episode
49.) On his birthday, say you're taking him to the 'surprise' and shove him into a gaybar
50.) Put him into slavery
Aizawa
51.) Style that afro into a beehive
52.) Talk to his afro
53.) Put a 'tickle belt' [as seen in SpongeBob] on him and activate him whenever he gets angry
54.) Click your tongue at him and whistle
55.) Bring in the dancing lobsters!
56.) Make an 'Aizawa show' where he talks about his problems
57.) Construct his afro to house orphans
58.) Draw him a uno-brow
59.) 'I spit on you!'
60.) 'YOU killed Mufasa!'