Glee Takes it to the Hood
A STORY WRITTEN BY TWO DRUNK PEOPLE
chapter 1
IT WAS A MONDAY AFTERNOON AN RAYCHELLE BURRY AN FYNN HOODSON WERE HANGIN OUT IN DA ALLEY OF LIMA HEIGHTS. DEY WERE FINNA GET IT ON BUT SANKAYLAH LOPPIZ AN BRITNYY PURCE INTERUPTED COS DEY HADDA IMURJENSEE.
"YO HOES. WE HAVE AN IMURJENSEE UP IN DIS CRIB," SANKAYLAH SHOUTED.
"AY BITCH. YHU JUS INTERUPTED OUR SESION," FYNN SCREAMED.
"GUHH CANT YHU C WE BE BUSY," RAYCHELLE SAID.
"I DONT GIVE A CARE HOE," SANKAYLAH SAID.
"WELLLLLL YHU SHUUD THIRSTY TRIK," RAYCHELLE SCREAMED AT DAT HOE.
"AYE BITCH! DONT TALK TO MAH GUH LIKE DAT UNLESS U WANT MY FOOT SHOVED UP YO ASS SO HARD," BRITNYY SAID.
"AYE YO! WHATCHUUU TALKIN BOUT! I NO U AIN JUS THREATEN MY MAINNNN," FYNN GOT ALL UP IN BRITNYY'S RATCHET FACE AND SMACKED HIS JUICY LIPZ.
JUS DEN CAME ALONG KURT HUMMEL AND HIS PIMP BLING NDER$0N.
"Guyss. Calm down now. We have an emergency. Quinntaria Febrabulous just shot Old Man Schubitche in the chest!" Kurt exclaimed.
"WHATCHU MEAN QUINNTARIA SHOT SCHUBITCHE?" RAYCHELLE AND FYNN SCREAMED.
"THAT'S WHAT WE DUN CAME HURR TO TALK TO YHUU BOUT," BRITNYY SCREAMED.
"GO AWAY HORSEFACE HOES," RAYCHELLE DUN YELLED AT SANKAYLAH AND BRITNYY.
THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW FOR SANKAYLAH. SHE DUN RIPPED OUT DEM HOOPS AND PUNCHED THAT HOE RAYCHELLE IN DA FACE. FYNN BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA SANKAYLAH AND HER MAIN AND DEY DUN WENT TO DA HOSPITTALLE.
THAT WAS OFFICIALLY ENOUGH FOR KURT. DISGUSTED, HE WENT TO GO CATCH DAT CRIMINAL QUINNTARIA.
END OF CHP 1