A true drabble of pure crack. This one was written purely for the lols. Not to be taken in any way serious. Enjoy :P
Chloe stared at the sight before her and her jaw opened wide in her disbelief, because this could not be happening.
"Lucifer! What are you doing?!" she shouted.
The two in the bed looked to her and they both smiled.
"Hello Detective, and if I am not mistaken, I believe I am currently doing your mother."
"Hello dear. Do you mind leaving me and your partner alone for a bit?"
Chloe's mouth, if possible fell open even further. "Mom, what are you doing?!"
"Your partner, I thought that was obvious."
Chloe turned around to leave.
She was scarred for life.