Notes: This is a avenue Q song and I made it while spamming! Ignore this….Oh and yes, Kuro-pyon is calling Fai-chan by his actual name. R&R, flames are welcomed!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa, nor do I own this song.
KURO: Oh,hi fai!
FAI: Hi kuro-rin!!!!
KURO: Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me.
FAI : OH REALLY??!!! Tell me more about it!
KURO: He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
FAI: O really? But I guess you are! Now Kuro-tan, what did you have for dessert today?
KURO: OH NO! Fai, you don't have to get alllll hyped up about it!
FAI: I'm NOT getting HYPED UP!! MEOW!!!MEOWW!!SAKE!!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? (jealous)
I'm trying to think of a NEW RECIPE!
KURO: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Fai.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
FAI:
I don't want to talk about it, (angry) bad puppy, This conversation is over!!!
KURO:Yeah, but...listen to me!
FAI: O-V-E-R
KURO:
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, that's a chance for meEE
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
FAI: Kuro-pyon, please! I am trying to bake.
KURO: IF YOU WERE QUEER, which i think you are!
FAI: Ah, Kuro-min...that's so sweet!
KURO: I'D STILL BE HERE!
FAI: HOW VERY NICE OF YOU!!!
KURO: YEAR AFTER YEAR!
FAI: starts crying I live too long!!! I'm too old for you!
KURO:
TO ME,
FAI:
sob
KURO:
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
FAI: Yes?
KURO: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO!
FAI: I would...?shifty eyes
KURO:
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
FAI: Oh ho ho..but..i'm with Chii!
KURO:
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME--WHAT? your with CHII???
FAI: YEP! I'm straight!!!
KURO:
No it's not TRUE!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
FAI: But… I'M NOT GAY!
KURO: AND HERE I'D STAY,
FAI: You're not making any sense.
KURO: BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
FAI: Aaaah!IT"S MELTING!!!My chocolates are melting!
KURO:
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
FAI: But I'm with CHII!
KURO: IF you were gay….
FAI: Oww….