Gaara is sitting on the ground, reading a magazine entitled "The Desert: Nothin' But Dirt…" He farts.

"What the hell is that?" he says.

He looks around for a minute. He then shrugs it off and continues reading.

Meanwhile, Shino has just smelt the most vile thing in his life, and is about to die of cerebral hemmoraging.


Author's notes: ARGH! X( I hate my computer! Every time I want to type a story it gets jumpy and I have to shut it down. Well, please enjoy my series of short but funny (hopefully) scenes.