Okie this is one of my first stories I also have a nejisaku and a narusaku but they aren't important right now!!!!!!!!! This one is!!!!! This is a SasuSaku!!!!! Okie dokie!! Flames are okay but they tend to make me sad :(!!!! But oh well comments are nice they're like that little toy you get after eating cereal that tastes like cardboard!!!!!!! So yeah plz review or comment or whatever you pplz call it. OH!!! And this will also be a nejiten shikaino type thing too k!!!!!!! so I think I should start with the story now… cough cough I've stalled enough…..
Okay I don't own Naruto or Cinderella but this messed up plot is mine!! And if someone else has a similar story I swear I didn't copy it!!!!! So that's the disclaimer
And please don't get pissed at me!!! I am so used to using short forms like tht instead of that so I might do that! So if I do just tell me don't go ballistic on my sorry ass!!!!
Thank you!
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I don't remember if people use them for anything else but that's what I plan to use them for mainly.
Okay Chapter One of Not So Cinderella!!!!!
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Sakura scrubbed the floor with a used up sponge and wiped the sweat from her forehead with her apron 'the party, the party, the party, the party, the party' she repeated to herself in her mind. She looked around for her roommates and sighed. They were obviously trying to butter up Tsunade but by cleaning the floors of the entire apartment she would surely impress her.
Then she'd be the lucky one.
"The party" She said out loud to herself and scrubbed the last of the boot marks off the kitchen tiles.
"Done" She said triumphantly.
The door swung open and Ino stood there smirking evilly. Her boots were completely covered in mud she stomped across the kitchen making sure she got mud and dirt everywhere.
Sakura's eye twitched "INO YOU B-"Sakura was cut off when the door opened and their legal guardian walked in "-EAUTIFUL! YES BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WONDROUS ROOMMATE THAT I CHERISH SO VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!"
She said and smiled fakely(A/N I don't know if that is a word and A/N means author's note right?) at Ino.
Ino faked innocent "Sakura-chan how did you make such a mess out of our clean beautiful home? I must say I am quite disappointed." She shook her head sadly.
"damnit Ino-pig is a freaking good actress" Sakura clenched her fists and forced a sorry look "I really didn't mean it" she said realizing she's a pretty damn good actress too.
Tsunade just stared at Sakura disappointedly.
"Haruno, I expect you to be more responsible." Sadly she wasn't as good an actress as Ino.
What the hell! I mean hello there is mud on her damn shoes!!!!
They are boots
LIKE I GIVE A DAMN!!!!!!!!!
Shut up!
No
FINE THEN LEAVE!!!!
Fine bitch!
THANK YOU!!!
"HARUNO!!!" Sakura snapped out of her trance "ARE YOU IGNORING ME?" Tsunade shrieked "gomen" Sakura mumbled realizing she's probably screwed.
Ino smirked again and mouthed "the party" Sakura clenched her teeth "Tsunade-sama I'll clean it up immediately. And I really am sorry." She bowed her head down.
"Well," Tsunade considered her apology "I guess I can let you off but I expect this room clean and the rest of the apartment."
"No need for that," Sakura's head shot up and she looked at Tenten her hair was in one messy bun and she had dirt all over herself and a pair of gloves on. "She wouldn't." Tenten smiled "while you were out I decided that it would be smart to clean the entire apartment! I mean we do live here! Who wants to live in a pig sty right?" She was fake laughing like what she had said was really that funny.
"That is it!!! I'm gonna pierce through Tenten's head with one of her friggin kunai and rip out Ino's lungs using I dunno but something pointy and painful!!!!!!!"
Tsunade smiled "WOW Tenten that was very kind of you! Ino, Sakura you two could learn a thing or two from Tenten!"
Ino and Sakura glared threateningly at Tenten.
Sakura smiled "wow thank you Tenten!!!!! Since you've been sooooooo helpful I feel terrible!!!!! In fact I think I'll go pick up dinner and since you did such a great job in the rest of the house why don't you clean the kitchen?"
Tenten opened her mouth to decline but Ino interrupted
"And the bathroom toilet needs to be cleaned."
"Oh and the laundry hasn't been done this week."
Ino and Sakura thought up a list of chores in minutes.
"I really don't think I should have to do all those chores I mean c'mon….." Tsunade cut off Tenten "Non sense I mean Tenten the house is spotless why don't you clean up and would you mind cleaning up my car?" Tsunade smiled at Tenten.
Tenten's eye twitched "of course I don't mind."
Ino and Sakura smirked smugly at Tenten and walked out
"Is pizza okay with everyone?" Sakura asked innocently before closing the door.
Ino and Sakura glared at each other "The party." Sakura muttered.
"I'm gonna be the lucky one" Ino smirked
"Dream on bitch."
"I don't gotta dream about reality Forehead"
Both glared intently at each other as they walked into the closest Pizza Parlour.
"One large cheese pizza on whole wheat and garlic dipping sauce." Ino said to the zitty 15 year old behind the cash register.
"No we want white bread."
"NO WE WANT FRIGGIN WHOLE WHEAT BREAD!!"
"NO PIGGY WE WANT WHITE BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ino turned to Zit Boy "whole wheat please." She smiled sweetly.
"No, we want white bread please?" Zit Boy looked at Sakura as she smiled.
"I said WHOLE WHEAT!" Ino screamed the last 2 words.
Now Zit Boy was terrified "o-okay whole wheat"
"NO WHITE BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"fine okay white bread!"
"NO WHOLE WHEAT!" Ino turned to glare at Sakura once again.
"WHITE BREAD!"
"WHEAT!"
"WHITE"
"WHEAT"
"WHITE"
"I SAID WHEAT"
"LIKE I GIVE A DAMN"
"WHEAT! WHEAT! WHEAT! WHEAT! WHEAT!"
"WHITE! WHITE! WHITE! WHITE! WHITE! WHITE! WHITE! WHITE!!"
"WHEAT! BITCH! WHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zit Boy screeched and ran out screaming "THAT'S IT I CAN'T STAND! ALL THESE EMOTIONAL TEENAGED GIRLS!!! THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY!!!! I QUIT!!!! I'M NOW A HERMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID GIRLS AND STUPID MINIMUM WAGE JOB!!!! AND…" Sakura and Ino didn't hear the rest because he was too far away.
Both girls giggled and another cashier went to the register.
"we'll take a cheese on white and a cheese on whole wheat please" The cashier nodded and told her the price.
"Sakura you pay for it."
"No Ino-pig you pay for it"
30 minutes later...
"I SAID YOU PAY FOR IT BILLBOARD BROW!!"
"WHOSE GONNA MAKE ME MADAME PIGGY!!!!!!"
"I'M GONNA MAKE Y…"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP PLEASE!!!!!!! TAKE THE FRIGGIN PIZZA FOR FREE JUST GET YOUR WHINY ASSES OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!"
"Excuse me?"
Sakura slapped him.
"Yeah excuse me!"
Ino slapped his other cheek.
"YOU SON OF A BIATCH!" Sakura and Ino screamed at the same time grabbing the pizza boxes and stomping out.
Again Sakura and Ino kept talking about the "party".
"I'M SOOOOO GONNA BE THE LUCKY ONE!!!"
Sakura snorted "yeah right Piggy"
And that continues on when they got home and Tsunade left. The three continued to make each other look bad and make themselves look like angels (when they were all actually acting like bitches)
A few days later...
The party was 5 hours, wait 4 hours away. The question was still who would be the lucky one? A lot of people were sure Tenten would be but Ino was a pretty good kiss ass but nobody, not a single person had any bets on Sakura. Well except her best friend in the whole wide world Uzumaki Naruto. But then again he only placed 2 bucks, half a pack of gum and an expired ramen coupon. Sooo basically everyone was sure she would lose.
Sakura raced up the steps of their apartment building with all the laundry in hand. As she sped through her apartment she spied Tenten washing all the dishes and cleaning out the (incredibly disgusting) fridge.
"What a brave girl" Sakura saw her pick out a (very old) slice of pizza covered in mold.
Yeah you can say that again
Aw crap not you again!!!!!
Miss me?
No
Um….Sakura? You're kinda….
Leave me alone I hate it when you bother me!
Fine but you might want some ice.
Wait! Wha……. Sakura bumped into an open door.
"owwie," she mumbled. She glanced into the room and her eyes widened.
WHAT THE HELL?!?!
What is it? Inner Sakura reappeared yet again. Her eyes widened
WHAT THE HELL IS FRIGGIN RIGHT!!!! WHAT IS THAT GIRL THINKING!!
She's being a damn kiss ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's really good at that.
YOU AREN'T HELPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inner Sakura snorted Like I wanna help a loser like you
Yeah guess what stupid I am you
Yeah that's true but I am WWWAAAYYY prettier
What the fuck?!?!
"Hey Haruno" Sakura's head jolted back up
Sakura snorted stopping a very loud laugh "I can't believe you!!! You kiss up kisser of asses" Ino gave her a 'wtf' look as Sakura burst out laughing.
"shut up!!!" Ino turned red from embarrassment.
"you……cleaning…..Tsunade's……"Sakura clutched her stomach and rolled around in the laundry laughing.
'well I'll be laughing when Tsunade decides I'm gonna be the lucky one" she sang as her face colour returned to normal.
"at least I'm not scrubbing Tsunade's bras!!!!!!!!!"
Ino glared at her. "Shut up!!!!"
Sakura continued to laugh.
Ino threw a very large bra at Sakura.
Sakura freaked out "AHHH THERE IS A BRA ON MY FACE!!!"
Ino giggled as Sakura ripped the bra of her face and threw it out the nearest window.
Sakura stuck her tongue out at her friend (A/N yes they are friends).
The phone started ringing. "I'LL GET IT" Tenten hollered.
Sakura sighed and stood up. "You know I'm still gonna be the lucky one"
Ino raised an eye brow. She was about to say something rude when Tenten screamed and started laughing. Sakura knelt down scooped up all the laundry and both of the girls ran to Tenten.
"What is it?????"
Tenten stopped laughing and said to them "Tsunade's gonna be up in like 15 minutes and she wants to know why her pink, silk bra flew outta the window in the bathroom." Tenten cracked up.
"wait 15 minutes?!?!?!?!" Ino's eyes widened "crap!!" She ran back towards the bathroom and continued scrubbing Tsuande's last bra.
Tenten rushed back to the kitchen and put the food that wasn't rotten back in the fridge.
Sakura sighed and tossed all the clean laundry on her bed.
The door burst open "SAKURA, TENTEN, INO!!!!!!!!"
"fifteen minutes my ass…." Sakura mumbled walking to the living room.
Tenten, Ino and Sakura sat on the couch anxiously waiting as Tsunade drank a bottle of sake.
"erm…. Tsunade?" Tenten said nervously
"what can't you see I'm busy!!!!" Tsunade pushed her sake in Tenten's face and pulled it back gulping down the rest of it.
"the party." Ino said calmly ready to pop.
"oh yeah…..hmmmmmmmmm" Tsunade looked at all three girls.
Sakure felt her palms get all sweaty and she gulped. 'please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me' she repeated to herself over and over again.
(A/N one of my fav songs by 3DG over and over over and over I fall for you over and over over and over I try not too!!! Nevermind on with the story…)
After what seemed like a billion years Tsunade spoke "Ino, Sakura, Tenten since 2 of you have to go I will have to choose as your legal guardian."
Sakura rolled her eyes, she already knew that.
"Okay……" Sakura nearly jumped.
"Tenten, Ino you will be going to the party." She said it so fast Sakura almost missed it.
She looked at her roommates. Their expressions were almost unreadable. Sakura knew exactly how she felt on the other hand. Sakura's body shook and her lips trembled she fell down on her knees looked up and yelled at the top of her lungs
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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whaddya think???? Was it good? Bad? Weird? Review so I can know your opinion!!!!! And if you are confuzzled lucky ONE all three didn't wanna go to the party but at least 2 of them HAD to go. Why? Well when I update you will find out!!!! Til I do keep reading and check out my other stories if you wanna!!!!!!! It's also not as long as I hoped…. :(
I think this is one of my better stories!!! But I think I said this like 50 times it is up to you!!!! SO PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! Before the next chapter is due…..ok now I'm being stupid.
so the main point of my little rant is...REVIEW!!