Author's Notes: Due to extreme boredom since last year, I have come up with a series of parodied WK Christmas Carols. There are a total of 10 of them, in no specific order. They will all be numbered. Please R&R!
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Sung to: The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my Aya gave to me,
A katana in a nice sheath.
On the second day of Christmas my Ken Ken gave to me,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the third day of Christmas my Yohji gave to me,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Omi gave to me,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the fifth day of Christmas Brad Crawford gave to me,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the sixth day of Christmas my Schuldich gave to me,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the seventh day of Christmas my Nagi gave to me,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the eighth day of Christmas my Farfie gave to me,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the ninth day of Christmas my Hel she gave to me,
Nine Shurikens,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Shoen gave to me,
Ten beauty whips,
Nine Shurikens,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Neu she gave to me,
Eleven punching bags,
Ten beauty whips,
Nine Shurikens,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my sweer Tot gave to me,
Twelve umbrella spines,
Eleven punching bags,
Ten beauty whips,
Nine Shurikens,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Sung to: The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my Aya gave to me,
A katana in a nice sheath.
On the second day of Christmas my Ken Ken gave to me,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the third day of Christmas my Yohji gave to me,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Omi gave to me,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the fifth day of Christmas Brad Crawford gave to me,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the sixth day of Christmas my Schuldich gave to me,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the seventh day of Christmas my Nagi gave to me,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the eighth day of Christmas my Farfie gave to me,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the ninth day of Christmas my Hel she gave to me,
Nine Shurikens,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Shoen gave to me,
Ten beauty whips,
Nine Shurikens,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Neu she gave to me,
Eleven punching bags,
Ten beauty whips,
Nine Shurikens,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my sweer Tot gave to me,
Twelve umbrella spines,
Eleven punching bags,
Ten beauty whips,
Nine Shurikens,
Eight sharp knives,
Seven things a floating,
Six mind games,
Five prophecies,
Four poisoned darts,
Three piano wires,
Two bugnuks
And a katana in a nice sheath.