ADVENTURE US - AFGHANISTAN
CHARACTERS:
*ME/JESSIE: a brainless idiot.
*TRACY/MRS CUCKOO CLOCK: A person obsesed w/ Japenese +
*KATE(VAMPIREZOMBIEGIRL): Another idiot
*FRED(MR CUCKOO CLOCK):He is a egyptian mummy, that came to back to life to destroy us all, but it didn't work, married Tracy in Japan...
*PUUZI: MY CAMEL
*ZAEKI: MY COBRA(VERY POISONOUS)
*MELISSA: My other brainless idiot friend
*WE ALL EXIST, EXCEPT FOR FRED, PUUZI, RIKKI TIKKI TAVI(MONGOOSE), AND ZAEKI.*
CHAPER 1 - HELD HOSTAGE (located @ my house in Round Lake NY Saratoga County...)
"Fred, I've got a present for you!" said Mrs Cuckoo Clock. "Oh, I wonder what it could be..." said Fred boringly.
"A SWEATER!!!" yelled Tracy. Melissa, Kate, my animals, and me were watching TV. Kate was going
through one of those shaving phases, all of us wore hats so she didn't notice our hair. We had no carpets
since she shaved them all. Our pets had no hair either. All of the sudden , the reporter on TV said
"Osama bin Laden has released another video, he has captured Linkin Park and The Gorillaz, he is also in Saratoga
County, New York!!!" Then everybody started to freak out. Then I said,"What are the chances he's here?"
Then I heard a knock at the door, I answered it and it was a weird looking man with a towel on his
head. I let him in. He brought a trailer outside. He called other people in. Tracy said,"Kanichua?"
The man poked her. I threw a candle at him. He took us away and put us in a trailer. Melissa
screamed,"What was that? He didn't even say hi!" Then Kate said,"or bye...". Then I said,"Wasn't that
Osama bin Laden?" Fred said,"What are the chances of that?". I said,"He's speaking Osama bin Ladish."
Then I took a bunch of games out. "Who wants to play game? I've got Scrabble, Stratego, Mancala,
Yahtzee, Life, Trouble, Trivia Pursuit Jr., and Jenga." Tracy took Yahtzee to play with Fred. Melissa
and me played Trivia Pursuit JR., Kate played "Shave the Camel" with Puuzi. Then I got up and said,
"Guys, you know where we're going?" Tracy said,"China?" Melissa said,"Germany?" Kate said,"Antartica?"
Fred said,"Please let it be Egypt!!!!!" I said,"Afghanistan..." Kate got up and ran around the trailer
screaming "Ima Terrorist" over and over. Melissa and me had our elbows (originally shoulders) skipping
around in a circle singing,"We're going to Osama bin Laden land,". Tracy was skipping around the
trailer. Puuzi was running away from Kate. Fred sat in a corner and cried. We did that until we smelt
the stench of poor people. We are rich people.BRBRBR
CHAPTER 2 - OSAMA BIN LADEN
The Osama bin Ladens put collars and leashes on us, the collars were the ones w/ the shocking things.
"Hey, I'm a puppy! Ooooooooh can I be a Lab?" I screamed. "That means I'm a Golden Retriever." said Kate.
Tracy said,"I'm a Chihwaha." Fred said,"I'm a Pharoah Hound." I got shocked many times, I kept biting
Foopie's (he is one of the most wanted terrorists, that's one of his nicknames) leg, after a while I came to
like the shocking. They led us into a big cave w/ a sign that said "Osama bin Laden's not here."
Tracy said,"Ya know? That's kind of funny, because now he is!" Kate poked her. This big hairy man
came up to us. Kate had a funny look on her face, we all knew what that meant, so we put our hats
on. I let Kate of the leash and collar, of couse I got shocked. I didn't care. I gave Kate a razor.
Then Melissa said,"Hey, it's that funny man on TV that everybody talks about, Osama somethin' Ladle."
Tracy said,"Phew, I thought you were going to say Osama bin Laden." Melissa said,"Yah, that's the
guy!!!" Kate's eyes started to turn red, her hair stook straight up, and her teeth turned sharp.
All of us hid. Kate chased Osama around, she finally got a hold of him, and she shaved him. Hair
went everywhere. As Kate did that, we all went through a trap door. Osama followed us, locked it keeping
Kate out. He talked to us in Osama bin Ladish. For some reason, I understood him. He said he wanted
2 diet cokes with a large order of fries. I found a piece of grass and gave it to the ugly man.
To him I said,"This is holy grass, if you feed it to her she will die." I really said,"Thank You for
coming to McDonalds, have a nice day!" He ran out to Kate, she got a hold of his friends too. Then he
told them his plan. We all searched the trap door area. We found a big room, that was locked. Fred
had super strength, so he broke the door down. We saw many people playing games. Melissa said,
"Why are you so happy? A crazy man is holding you hostage!" One person said,"Well, it's better than
being held hostage by Osama bin Laden!!!" Melissa said,"Yah, you're right." Kate came running in, she
said,"I SMELL GORILLAZ! I SMELL 2-D! I SMELL NOODLE! I SMELL RUSSEL! AND I SMELL MURDOC!" Tracy
got up and screamed,"MURDOC!!!" Then she ran over to a person and hugged him. He screamed,"GET
THE F*** OFF ME!!!" Tracy just hugged him harder. Then Kate ran over over to another person and
hugged him. It was obviously 2-D. Melissa hugged Mike Shinoda. I hugged Chester. Osama bin Laden
came down. He said,"What about me? I have no luck." Zaeki came over and bit him. He said,"I'm in
loooove!"
Reactions to hugging:
+Murdoc- He swore and tried to get away.
+2-D- He got hit on the head really hard so he really didn't care
+Mike- He smiled and hugged her back.
+Chester- He started to swear at me, but I beat the living crap out of him
CHARACTERS:
*ME/JESSIE: a brainless idiot.
*TRACY/MRS CUCKOO CLOCK: A person obsesed w/ Japenese +
*KATE(VAMPIREZOMBIEGIRL): Another idiot
*FRED(MR CUCKOO CLOCK):He is a egyptian mummy, that came to back to life to destroy us all, but it didn't work, married Tracy in Japan...
*PUUZI: MY CAMEL
*ZAEKI: MY COBRA(VERY POISONOUS)
*MELISSA: My other brainless idiot friend
*WE ALL EXIST, EXCEPT FOR FRED, PUUZI, RIKKI TIKKI TAVI(MONGOOSE), AND ZAEKI.*
CHAPER 1 - HELD HOSTAGE (located @ my house in Round Lake NY Saratoga County...)
"Fred, I've got a present for you!" said Mrs Cuckoo Clock. "Oh, I wonder what it could be..." said Fred boringly.
"A SWEATER!!!" yelled Tracy. Melissa, Kate, my animals, and me were watching TV. Kate was going
through one of those shaving phases, all of us wore hats so she didn't notice our hair. We had no carpets
since she shaved them all. Our pets had no hair either. All of the sudden , the reporter on TV said
"Osama bin Laden has released another video, he has captured Linkin Park and The Gorillaz, he is also in Saratoga
County, New York!!!" Then everybody started to freak out. Then I said,"What are the chances he's here?"
Then I heard a knock at the door, I answered it and it was a weird looking man with a towel on his
head. I let him in. He brought a trailer outside. He called other people in. Tracy said,"Kanichua?"
The man poked her. I threw a candle at him. He took us away and put us in a trailer. Melissa
screamed,"What was that? He didn't even say hi!" Then Kate said,"or bye...". Then I said,"Wasn't that
Osama bin Laden?" Fred said,"What are the chances of that?". I said,"He's speaking Osama bin Ladish."
Then I took a bunch of games out. "Who wants to play game? I've got Scrabble, Stratego, Mancala,
Yahtzee, Life, Trouble, Trivia Pursuit Jr., and Jenga." Tracy took Yahtzee to play with Fred. Melissa
and me played Trivia Pursuit JR., Kate played "Shave the Camel" with Puuzi. Then I got up and said,
"Guys, you know where we're going?" Tracy said,"China?" Melissa said,"Germany?" Kate said,"Antartica?"
Fred said,"Please let it be Egypt!!!!!" I said,"Afghanistan..." Kate got up and ran around the trailer
screaming "Ima Terrorist" over and over. Melissa and me had our elbows (originally shoulders) skipping
around in a circle singing,"We're going to Osama bin Laden land,". Tracy was skipping around the
trailer. Puuzi was running away from Kate. Fred sat in a corner and cried. We did that until we smelt
the stench of poor people. We are rich people.BRBRBR
CHAPTER 2 - OSAMA BIN LADEN
The Osama bin Ladens put collars and leashes on us, the collars were the ones w/ the shocking things.
"Hey, I'm a puppy! Ooooooooh can I be a Lab?" I screamed. "That means I'm a Golden Retriever." said Kate.
Tracy said,"I'm a Chihwaha." Fred said,"I'm a Pharoah Hound." I got shocked many times, I kept biting
Foopie's (he is one of the most wanted terrorists, that's one of his nicknames) leg, after a while I came to
like the shocking. They led us into a big cave w/ a sign that said "Osama bin Laden's not here."
Tracy said,"Ya know? That's kind of funny, because now he is!" Kate poked her. This big hairy man
came up to us. Kate had a funny look on her face, we all knew what that meant, so we put our hats
on. I let Kate of the leash and collar, of couse I got shocked. I didn't care. I gave Kate a razor.
Then Melissa said,"Hey, it's that funny man on TV that everybody talks about, Osama somethin' Ladle."
Tracy said,"Phew, I thought you were going to say Osama bin Laden." Melissa said,"Yah, that's the
guy!!!" Kate's eyes started to turn red, her hair stook straight up, and her teeth turned sharp.
All of us hid. Kate chased Osama around, she finally got a hold of him, and she shaved him. Hair
went everywhere. As Kate did that, we all went through a trap door. Osama followed us, locked it keeping
Kate out. He talked to us in Osama bin Ladish. For some reason, I understood him. He said he wanted
2 diet cokes with a large order of fries. I found a piece of grass and gave it to the ugly man.
To him I said,"This is holy grass, if you feed it to her she will die." I really said,"Thank You for
coming to McDonalds, have a nice day!" He ran out to Kate, she got a hold of his friends too. Then he
told them his plan. We all searched the trap door area. We found a big room, that was locked. Fred
had super strength, so he broke the door down. We saw many people playing games. Melissa said,
"Why are you so happy? A crazy man is holding you hostage!" One person said,"Well, it's better than
being held hostage by Osama bin Laden!!!" Melissa said,"Yah, you're right." Kate came running in, she
said,"I SMELL GORILLAZ! I SMELL 2-D! I SMELL NOODLE! I SMELL RUSSEL! AND I SMELL MURDOC!" Tracy
got up and screamed,"MURDOC!!!" Then she ran over to a person and hugged him. He screamed,"GET
THE F*** OFF ME!!!" Tracy just hugged him harder. Then Kate ran over over to another person and
hugged him. It was obviously 2-D. Melissa hugged Mike Shinoda. I hugged Chester. Osama bin Laden
came down. He said,"What about me? I have no luck." Zaeki came over and bit him. He said,"I'm in
loooove!"
Reactions to hugging:
+Murdoc- He swore and tried to get away.
+2-D- He got hit on the head really hard so he really didn't care
+Mike- He smiled and hugged her back.
+Chester- He started to swear at me, but I beat the living crap out of him