A/N: 'Eyas. ^^;; This is a parody I wrote of the popular Christmas tune, "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer". I wasn't really trying to write a song parody, just humming the tune and trying to make it fit with the original song. The syllable count isn't exactly right, I don't think, but please take a look anyway. ^^;; It's another goofy song, but not as good as 'Cackling Kopii'—I don't think, anyway. Btw, I dun own Slayers, Dark Lords or anything else that has to do with the series. ^~ So don't sue me, please!
Shabby Was A Red-eyed Monster
Shabby was a red-eyed monster,
With a heart of ice and snow!
And if ya saw his googlers,
You would even say they glowed!
All of the other Dark Lords
Said they were creepy as Hell
But L-sama made him Master,
So they do whatever he tells!
Then one icy, snowy night
Dynast became an ice-cube
And Lei Magnus, he's a sight
'Cause he's frozen solid, too!
And how the Dark Lords partied,
Happy, but now just four..
Oh, Shabby, the red-eyed Dark Lord,
You'll go down in history!
Yes, you'll go down in history!
-ThresherII, aka Mallory York