Chapter 1

"Stace, where's my blue tie" Said Greg

"In your wardrobe with all your other ties, I put it away last night" Shouted Stacey from the bathroom

"I can't find it"

"Then find another one, you have like a hundred to choose from"

"I want that one!"

"Oh my god, you are such a 12 year old, I do have a flight to catch you know" She said walking into their bedroom.

"I know" Said Greg quietly as he met her from the bathroom almost naked with just the blue tie around his neck "we have plenty of time, I'm gonna miss you" He said kissing her gently on the lips.

"And you had to wait til now to tell me" She said leering at him "That tie does look good on you" She said pulling him towards her by the tie. She kissed him seductively on the lips, letting him taste every part of the inside of her mouth. Once they needed to come up for air, she leaned backwards…."The cab is coming in like 10minutes" she said over her shoulder as she walked back into the bathroom.

"Hey, that's not fair! Little Greg is all worked up now" He said lying down on the bed. "how long do you expect to be in DC for?"

"Hopefully only a few days"

"Good, you wanna go somewhere when you come back, maybe to the beach for the weekend"

"That sounds perfect. I'll call you when I know when I am coming home"

A few minutes later there came a knock at the door. Greg quickly got dressed, he carried her bags out for her and waited while she got the rest of her things together. "Stace, come on the guys waiting, you're wasting our money." She appeared before him finally ready to go. "see ya later" He said as he kissed her "not if I see you first" she said and kissed him back. Then he waived her off in the cab.

"Finally some me time" He said smiling as he picked up his cell "Wilson, did you say you were coming here tonight ? It's a boys night out then" was the message that he left.

Wilson turned up, "I thought Stacy was going to be here tonight, that's the only reason I stopped by, I haven't seen or spoken to her in ages"

"Thanks! Good to know that you stop by to see your friend too!" Said House, with a hurtful look on his face.

"You know what I mean, I talk to you all the time, I see you at the hospital sometimes when I come over for consults."

"Right! Do you not listen to your messages? She's away, I thought we could have a boys night out" He said hopefully

"Can't, gotta be home by 10pm"

"You have a curfew now, how much shorter is that chain getting?"

"Hahaha, funny! It's all your fault anyway, every time I go out with you, I come back drunk and she thinks I'm playing away"

"Well she's right about that isn't she! You getting your funk on has nothing to do with me and neither has getting drunk, learn to hold your liquor!"

"Nah I'd better not, things are bad enough already, I've got an early round tomorrow anyway. Got any new positions going at Boston General, I am sick of this one at St Judes"

"Nope, not at the moment. Tomorrow? Tomorrow is Sunday why are you doing an early on a Sunday anyway? " House questioned

"Exactly, that's why I hate this place, or rather they hate me, that's what they keep doing"

"So what are we going to do then?" House said deflecting

Wilson looked at House, brushed his hand through his hair "You order Pizza, I'll go get us some beer and then we can watch porn for the evening"

House laughed "you gotta get your sex from somewhere I guess" looking straight at Wilson. "You're paying for the porn on your credit card, I'm not getting that through on my bill"

"That'll go down really well when she sees that" Said Wilson with a light laughter "Stacy knows you watch porn"

"Yeah, but we normally watch it together, not sure how she'd feel about us two watching it together!" He said sarcastically, knowing full well that Stacy would not care either way.

"Ok fine, I'll pay…..you can pay for Pizza!" He said walking out of the door to go buy some beer.

House laughed to himself, Wilson was so easy to get a rise out of. He reached for the phone and rang the Pizza company, who could also deliver beer, so he ordered some of that too. Found the porn channels on cable and waited for Wilson to return. This was going to be a good boys night in!

Wilson returned just as the Pizza delivery was coming, also realising that they brought beer too he was not impressed "House! You made me go out and buy beer when you knew they would deliver!" He said frustrated

"Well you didn't exactly give me time to tell you" He responded innocently

"Right! Well let's get to it then" Said Wilson settling himself down on their couch.

Wilson sipped his beer, while House was getting through them like they were water, he didn't know how he did it. The porn was pretty good, not the best they'd seen but worth watching.

"Wilson, you do know its 9.30 you might want to leave, otherwise you will be put in detention" Said House trying to show concern

"I'm going to be late now anyway so might as well make it worth it, I'll leave when this one finishes"

"Wow you rebel, it's got 30 minutes left on it, you're going to be an hour late, go you!"

"I did say I have an early start" Said Wilson conceding

"Sure" Said House shaking his head.

Once the porn had finished Wilson immediately got up ready to go, it was 5 minutes past 10 and he had already had a call from Julie wanting to know where he was. He would probably spend the night on the couch again.

"So let me know how long you're in detention for" Said House chuckling

"Thanks! I won't be back this way for a couple of weeks, next time make sure Stacy is here, then I won't get into trouble"

"There's no fun in that" Said House as Wilson walked out the door.