Cartman's Final Intervention

By Shadowgate/RatherOddRanger

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Mister Mackey has brought the two classes together for a second intervention. He wants to see the anti-gay hatred kaput. Mister Bart's class and Mister Garrison's class have gathered in the gymnasium for what will be a final intervention.

The kids are not happy that this takes place during recess.

Mister Mackey gets on the microphone and says "attention everyone. I want you all to know that this assembly is meant to crush anti-gay bigotry. My job as a school counselor is to look after the emotional well being of the students here at South Park Elementary School."

Kenny and Craig are holding hands.

Cartman raises his hand and says "why do I have to miss recess because there's a queer Jew-Boy in my class?"

Kyle says "hey Cartman check this out."

Kyle grabs Bluecap and kisses him.

Bebe yelled "THAT'S HOT! FUCK RECESS I WANT TO SEE THE PASSION SHOW."

Mister Garrison said "oh great I have two gay kids Kenny and Craig in my class now I have a gay Jew."

Mister Mackey said "Mister Garrison that's not cool. Oh and you're gay as well."

Kyle said "Mister Garrison is a self hating faggot from the right-wing state of Arkansas."

Clyde stood up and said "hey Bluecap I'd love to kick your ass for making us miss recess."

Bluecap replied "it's not my fault. The anti-gay students led by Heidi are causing it."

Clyde said "give me one good reason why I shouldn't kick your ass for making me miss recess."

Bluecap took off his jacket and then his shirt.

Clyde backed off seeing the muscles on Bluecap. Kyle smiles with delight seeing his boyfriend

Clyde says "alright everyone we all have hormones. Date whomever you want and if you hate gays just stay away from them."

Mister Mackey said "thank you Clyde."

Cartman says "well Clyde I hate gays and when I want to picket them I just steal wood of the fences of the gays I picket."

Kyle asked "is that why Bluecap and I are missing wood from our fences?"

Cartman said "oops busted" and Bluecap punches Cartman in the face knocking him over. Cartman's nose is bleeding and he sees the whole gym spinning.

Kyle said "okay Bluecap that's enough. He's down."

Kyle said "let me try to talk to Cartman. Every so often he can be reasoned with."

Kyle leaned down and said "Cartman" but Cartman was dizzy and Kyle waited for him to come to. Mister Mackey said "I'll get the school nurse."

Kyle said "Cartman please come back to consciousness."

TO BE CONTINUED