Disclamer: I do not own Naruto, or any other characters except Tsuki, but I do own a leaf village headband and gloves:D

Yes we're siblings. What's wrong with that[chapter one: Konoha, my home sweet home!

I sat in class, bored as usual. I watched as my peers filed in. I had been sick for the last two days, but I'd already done the work and now I sat in class, my headband around my neck and without my mask on. Tch, as if I'd wear it here. At the moment, none of these people are at my level. I got bored and decided to zone out. Normally I wouldn't do that in the classroom, but I'm at my limit on patience. I closed my eyes and did my mental training simulations. I snapped out of it as the preppy duo came in. I sighed as they were stuck in the door. I created a clone and sent it behind them. My clone pushed them in and then poofed. The looked at each other and started to fight.

"Ugh, stupid fan girls. If only I had some rope and tape to shut them up." I muttered and heard a chuckle.

"Now that's a good idea." I looked in front of me to see the one and only Uchiha Sasuke.

"Oh my, did the great Uchiha actually chuckle? This is astounding."

"Very funny Ki-chan."

"Why thank you very much."

"Is there anything else I can do for you princess?" He said sarcastically. I put a finger to my lips in mock thinking.

"Yes, do try not to get killed by your fan girls. They seem to be fairly persistent."

"Hn." He went back to his usual cold demeanor. I don't blame him after what he's been through. Thankfully, I still have some family left, even if it is just my brother. I watched slightly amused as the fan girls fought over the seat next to Sasuke. I looked at Shikamaru, who sat next to me and smirked.

"I have this sudden desire to sit there just to make those fan girls mad."
"That would be funny, but it's too much effort."
"Yeah it is. I'll just watch them make fools of themselves."

"Now there's a plan." I laughed a bit and watched as Naruto got in Sasuke's face. When the kid in front of him pushed him forward…I thought I was going to hurl and laugh at the same time. I decided on the later. I silently chuckled as Sasuke wiped his mouth and glared at me. I smiled sweetly then watched as Naruto was beaten to a pulp by the fan girls. I sighed and shook my head. "Yet another brave warrior has fallen to the fan girls. We will remember him well…oh wait, he's not dead yet. Oy Naruto-kun, this'll cut down that swelling." I tossed him a small bottle with some balm in it. "You don't need a lot. A little will go a long way." He put some on his bump and gasped.

"Wow! It's all better! Thanks Tsuki-chan." he tossed it back and I easily caught it.

"Think nothing of it Naruto-kun." I said and put the balm away. Iruka came in and called us to order. Sakura ended up sitting next to Sasuke, who didn't care, and Naruto on her other side.

"Now I will divide you into squads of three, with the exception of one group which will have four." I mentally prayed that I wouldn't be stuck with a Sasuke fan girl or Sasuke himself. It's not that I can't stand Sasuke, it's his fan girls that I find terrifying. Especially Ino and Sakura. (shiver) They are too preppy for my liking. I wouldn't mind being with Naruto, Shikamaru or Hinata. They're cool, and Hinata's like the sister I never had. I snapped out of my thoughts as I heard Naruto yell.

"…Uchiha Sasuke…" Poor Naruto, he hung his head sadly as Sakura jumped up happy. Okay so it's Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. Thank goo… "…and Tsuki-chan too." I groaned and shook my head.

"What did I do to deserve this torture? Stupid karma, it always gets me." Shika laughed and I punched his arm.

"Ow! That hurt!"
"Hm, next time I'll hit harder."
"Evil…"
"When I want to be." I replied. I zoned out the rest of the class period and then walked out. I watched as Sakura tried to get Sasuke to acknowledge her existence and then went to sleep. I woke up later and stretched. I went home. They didn't need me, and besides, my fever's coming back. I walked in and aniki was in for once. "Don't feel well." I said and went to the kitchen. I started to have a coughing fit, but took out some herbs and boiled them. I drank my tea and instantly began to feel my cough lessen and my fever retreating. I went back to school to meet my new sensei.

THE END!!!

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Yeah I know it's short. -- No need to remind me...--; Please review if you like it though :D

Tsuki-chan ;3