Nepstation:
"So how do you these intro thingies?"
"Just say something about this new fic that the author made"
"Ooh… Okay! Ehem…! Howdy it's me your favorite main character, Neptune! And this is a new fic that the author decided to write up long, long time ago"
"It's a fic where we get to see the stories of the different casts fall in love with guys"
"Hey, if this story was decided long ago why is it only coming out now?"
"He was busy unfortunately"
"Eeh… And why am I not the main character here!"
"Why are you noticing that part now? We already talked about this last night"
"This is blasphemy! My name's written up there and I'm not main! What's the author thinking!?"
"I think you had enough time to be main. Oh by the way, I remembered that the author said that in the next 2 fics you're not the main heroine as well"
"Nepu! Why didn't you say anything!?"
"I'm being paid by not telling you"
"Nepu! You're more motivated by money!"
"Got to earn a living after all since you're investing on sweets again"
"H-How'd you know that?"
"Of course I know. I caught you several times eating pudding in the middle of the freakin' night then the next day you'll ask me to buy more"
"That's not me that's was Nep Jr."
"Please don't' use your sister to pay for your crimes"
"I'm really sorry officer!"
"Speaking of Nep Jr., I have a picture of her sleeping face"
"Ooh! Let me see! Let me see!"
"I also got the others as well on video"
"I wonder what we gonna see. Let's see Noire's first!"
"Let's go to the living room and eat some pudding while we're at it"
"Okay! Hey! You haven't introduced yourself yet!"
"Crap… and I thought I could get away with it too. Fiddlesticks"
"It's not fair that my husbando didn't get to introduce"
"My name's Jared. And Neptune's my waifu and please enjoy Love Stories"
"See ya in the next Nepstation!"