Love, The Super Duncan Fan Club
Dear Super Duncan Fan Club:
I have been watching TDWT. I have been very much in LUV with Total Drama since season two's little DxC fiesta. But now, my wittle Duncan has cheated on Courtney!
This is CRAZY, I mean WTF, DunCourt was SO hawt!
Why would Duncan do such a thing?
Sincerely, DunCourt Heartbreak
Dear Heartbreak:
I know right! Courtney receives our love. But we cannot blame Duncan for the horrid things that aren't really that horrid when he does them. We cannot blame him due to the fact that the bitches want him. No, no, no! Duncan is just TOO smexy for his own good.
We hope that you can get over yourself and realize Duncan is all powerful. You'll never know the truth in life until you realize he's an awesome guy.
Don't you just think about it sometimes? If everyone loved Duncan, there would be no more war, and JFK probably wouldn't have gotten shot, and Adam probably wouldn't have taken the apple from the tree. Or was that Eve…? Anyway.
It doesn't matter if he cheated on Courtney! If it was anyone else, yeah, I'd be SUPER DUPER pissy, but I'm not, 'cause it's not anyone else, this is DUNCAN. Duncan people. The guy who's ass is better than yours?
In a few words: So what, hoe? He's still the shit.
Love, The Super Duncan Fan Club
-Duncan-Duncan-Duncan-
Dear Super Duncan Fan Club:
I was watching Total Drama Island when I realized that Duncan's dog Peaty ran away from him! Can I get some background information on this?
Sincerely, Peaty Panic
Dear Panic:
Of course this was all too incorrect! I mean who in HELL would think of running away from God himself, Duncan?
Peaty wasn't a dog. He was actually a pit bull. I don't really know what a pit bull is, but that's not the point!
Anyways, he would follow Duncan EVERYWHERE! He loved him with all his heart and soul, as everyone who comes in contact with Duncan does. There was this other bunny who saw Peaty with Duncan. The bunny got jealous. So it killed Peaty with its carrot.
Peaty's prepared good bye note was on Duncan's bed the next morning. Duncan always thought Peaty had run away, as it said in the note. He cried his tears, as all punks-who-really-have-a-heart-of-gold-even-if-they-cheat-on-people-and-torture-red-headed-nerds do.
The bunny then died because it made Duncan cry. The devil himself came and claimed the bunny because he was so hurt that the bunny had made such a lovely creature cry. The bunny rotted in hell and as far as Duncan knows, Peaty still roams the streets.
THE END!
Love, The Super Duncan Fan Club
Duncan-Duncan-Duncan
Dear Super Duncan Fan Club:
Duncan isn't real.
Sincerely, You Guys Are Lame
Dear Lame:
How about you go f*ck yourself? Of course Duncan's real. If he wasn't real we'd have no point in living anymore!
How dare you! May the TDI devils curse you for spreading such lies! Hiss, boo! Gosh! You ignorant slime!
Your MOM!
Love, The Super Duncan Fan Club
A/N: You can send letters to the Super Duncan Fan Club too!
Sorry, anyone who was offended. I just felt that I could make fun of Duncan fan girls because I am one. :P Don't like, don't read!
But anyways, thanks for reading guys!