One day, well one EARTH day…I don't know how long one of those days would be wherever the hell Deoxys comes from so we just leave it at that, the said alien Pokemon from a previous fanfic that this author did was flying thru space, minding his own business until he realized something:

"I NEED TACOS!" he shouted, quickly rushing back to Earth, and crashing landing into a playground. The human children screamed and ran off in fear as the alien Pokemon sat up and shook himself clean of dust. "WHAZZUP HUMANS?!"

"ALIENS!" a random kid with glasses and black hair shouted. "THEY'RE REAL LIKE THAT ZIM KID!" (Whoops wrong show!)

"I CAME IN THE NAME OF TACOS!" Deoxys explained as he raised his arms up.

"Oh look the foreign exchange student," a teacher said, coming up to the Pokemon and somehow grabbed his ear, if he had one, and started to drag him inside the school.

"OUCH! WHAT THE HELL LADY?!" Deoxys yelled in pain as he was dragged off.

"No time and watch your mouth! It's time for school and we're having Tuna Surprise for lunch!"

"NO!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he was forced into the classroom. He looked around and paled, if that was possible, and gapped, if that was also possible, at the site. There were humans, and they were….STUDYING! "The humans have made torture devises for their own young ones…and I'm stuck in it too! NO!" he thought as he trembled in fear.

"Hey look it's a nervous new kid!"

"Maybe he's cold!"

"WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT HE'S AN ALIEN?!"

"SHUT UP WHAT'S-YOUR-FACE!" all the students, including the teacher yelled at the poor boy who was stuck on this show rather than on his original show.

"I gotta get out of here!" Deoxys muttered, trying to leave through the door, but then was stopped by the teacher from earlier…only this time she got a shotgun.

"What…do you think….you're…GOING?" she asked, making the shotgun aimed at his head as she said the last part of the question. She cocked the shotgun to make her point that she was serious about blowing the Pokemon's head off if he tried to leave. Deoxys quickly retreated back into the classroom. "Yeah that's what I thought you –bleep-."

"…is she always like that?" the Pokemon asked, now afraid of the shotgun-wielding human.

"After the ninja teacher that we had before died yes," one of the students answered.

Deoxys just blinked and made his way over to an empty seat even though he could've just flown out of the classroom but was too 'distracted' by something else. He was staring at the young female teacher with her long flowing black hair and bright green eyes and "BOOBIES!" he shouted for the whole classroom, and maybe the school, to hear.

Deoxys heard an awkward silence as he stopped his last exclaim. Even the teacher stared at him, her and her "Boobies?" he asked, raising his hand.

"…Principal's office…now…" she said, pointing out the door. A groan came from outside the door, the insane teacher from earlier wanting to blow someone's head off.

Deoxys silently cheered and ran out of the room and down a hall randomly. "WHEE!" he screamed as he went around and round and round and round…he basically did this for like for what seemed like hours, when it was actually like 2 minutes, until a door was slammed opened, causing Deoxys to crash into it.

"GET INTO THE –BLEEP-ING OFFICE!" Ms. Takamura, as she will now be called, yelled at him.

"BO-"

"DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THAT TEACHER TO SHOOT YOU?"

"EEP!" he squeaked as he ran for the office. The alien pokemon calmly (he can be CALM?!) walked into the principal's office and squeaked with joy as he saw who it was. "RAYQUAZA!" he said, tackling the green dragon Pokemon.

"GET THE –BLEEP- OFF OF ME!" Rayquaza yelled, throwing Deoxys off of him. "And I thought I told you to never come back!"

"You said not to come back and annoy you…but you can't punish me because I didn't even know you would be here!" Deoxys stated proudly.

"…what do you want?"

"Well Tacos for one thing…and to date the Ms. Boobies!" Deoxys said.

"…who?"

"The teacher I was forced to stay with and she sent me here cause I didn't say Ms.!"

"…I think you mean Ms. Takamura."

"No I'm pretty sure it's Ms. Boobies!"

"She's so not going to fall for you or your human form-OOPS!"

"Human form? I HAVE A HUMAN FORM??? Teach me, teach me, teach me how to get to it!"

"No way."

"Please?"

"What good is it if I teach you that? You'll find more ways to annoy me that way!"

"But think of all the stuffs I can that I can do to annoy everyone else!" Deoxys with a grin on his face, if the happy look was considered a grin.

"…Just go annoy everyone OUTSIDE and AWAY FROM THIS SCHOOL," Rayquaza sighed, a claw on his face.

"Sweet! I'll annoy them then come back to annoy you to help me turn into a human! To the cafeteria!" Deoxys proclaimed as he rushed off to the cafeteria. There was some crashes and glass breaking before the alien Pokemon called out, "I'm ok, but I don't think the trophies are along with the china plates!"

"Oi…it's going to be a LONG day…" Rayquaza sighed once more as he took a sip of some coffee…before spitting it out. "I DIDN'T ASK FOR SIX SPOONS WORTH OF SUGAR IN MY COFFEE! I ONLY ASKED FOR ONE!"

A red-head secretary who was typing all of this up turned to the audience. "Ain't I a stinka?" Red giggled as her fanfic was going according to plan. "Read and Review and I might update…"