Naruto Code
"Demon/Spirit Talking"
'Demon/Spirit Thinking'
'Thinking'/"Speaking in flashbacks"/-Time Skip-
"Talking"/'Thinking in Flashbacks'
"Simultaneous Talking"
"Jutsu"
Enunciating/ Telepathic talking
Notes: Most of the lines are from the Manga, but I'll edit some or toss in some lines from the Anime. And I'll be fixing the minor typos from the manga. Like "Were" not "Where", "Strength" not "Strenght"
And yes, this is going to be a fic where Ramen is capitalized all the time.
P.S: Due to School, this is low-priority, I'll work on this when I have time. I'm not willing to botch my G.P.A to post up another chapter of my fic… Troublesome schoolwork!
It all starts with the Player, he with his magic box and pen causes various things to happen, He can create catastrophes, he can create heroes, he can cause plagues, he can cause miracles, but when he accidentally drags his magic pen from the box to the TV, this happens:
Another day… Another marathon to avoid the dang Jonin and Chuunin, don't they have something better to do than chase me?
I don't think I did something wrong, I know I did, Painting is fun, The Hokage Monument is cool, Painting the Hokage Monument? Priceless!… actually it costs the general "Shinobi Marathon", I manage to get far enough ahead that they don't see me use my "Hiding in plain sight" Technique, Aannnd…. They fell for it!
"Heheheh-GAH!" I yelled as Iruka-sensei put a hand on my shoulder
"What the hell are you doing?" He tied me up and took me to class
"Bleh." I said tied up in the middle of the classroom
"Tomorrow is the shinobi academy's graduation exam and you've failed it the last two times! This isn't the time to be causing trouble!" he scolded me, I sighed and said
"Whatever…" I could hear Iruka-sensei's eye twitch
"TIME FOR A "HENGE NO JUTSU" TEST! EVERYBODY LINE UP!" he yelled
"WHAT?" the class yelled in response
"TRANSFORM PERFECTLY INTO ME!" he yelled, I sighed and got in line, while working on untying myself.
-30 Minutes later-
"Next, Uzumaki Naruto!" Iruka said
"This is all your fault!" some girl behind me said
"Like I give a damn," I told her in response
'Man this sucks.' I thought as I walked up to Iruka-sensei, I had an idea for a prank, I adjusted my headband and thought 'Well, Here I go!' I focused Chakra for my technique, and shouted "HENGE!" and I changed into….
A naked lady, Iruka-sensei's jaw hit the floor, before he went flying backwards from the massive nosebleed, I De-henged, and laughed
"HA! I call that one my "Orioke no Jutsu!"
Then Iruka-sensei used his "Demon Head of Scolding no Jutsu" and yelled
"DON'T COME UP WITH STUPID SKILLS!" I groaned and sat back down in my seat, waiting for class to be over
-40 minutes later-
"Class Dismissed!" I got up, and was about to exit via the window before
"And where do you think you're going?" He asked in a ticked off voice, I gulped
"Uh… Home?" he smirked and said
"Nope! You're coming with me!" He tied me up… again and carried me to the Hokage Monument, he dropped me on a Painter's Platform-thing and untied me, he tossed me a scrub brush, a washcloth, and a bucket of water and told me to get started cleaning the Hokage Monument.
-Two Hours Later-
I finished cleaning the Shodai, and the Nidaime's Face, the sun was setting. and I was half done on Ojii-san's face when Iruka reminded me "I won't let you go until you clean up every last drop of paint" I growled "Like I care! It's not like I have anyone to go home to!"
I grumbled and started scrubbing harder
"Naruto…"
"What?" I growled out with my best Uchiha/Hyuuga Glare™ aimed at Iruka
"Well, Once this is all cleaned up, How about I take you out to Ramen?" I looked up at him and Mega-grinned
"Alright! Now that I have some proper motivation I'll get this done in no time!" and I went to work triple-time!
- Half an hour later at Ichiraku's-
I sat contentedly eating my bowl of Chicken Ramen
"Naruto." Iruka-sensei said
"Huh?" I asked
"Why were you doing that to the monument? Don't you know who the Hokage are?" he asked
"Of course I know!" I said slightly offended, I mean C'mon! who doesn't know who the Hokage are?
"Basically those who get the Hokage title are the strongest shinobi of this village, Right?"
I swallowed my mouthful of Ramen and continued
"And among them in the Yondaime Hokage, A hero who saved the village from the Demon Fox!" I finished, going back to my precious Ramen
"Then why?"
"Well, one day I'm going to become the Hokage." I swallowed the Ramen in my mouth and said " And then I'll Surpass all the previous Hokage! And then I'll make the village acknowledge my strength!" I said as Iruka-sensei slurped up a few noodles
"Iruka-sensei, I have a little request."
"What? You want a second bowl of Ramen?"
I put my hands together in a begging gesture and said "No, Can I borrow your forehead protector?" he grinned, adjusted his forehead protector and said
"Oh this? No can do, This is what you get after you graduate, This is a symbol that you've come of age, Maybe you'll get one tomorrow."
"NANI?" I yelled, he chuckled and said "So that's why you took off your goggles!"
"Then I want another bowl of Ramen!"
-The Next Day-
I slammed my chin on my desk out of severe bored when Iruka-sensei finally said the required jutsu for graduation
"To graduate you'll have to perform the "Bunshin no Jutsu", when you're called, come to the next room."
'Dammit! Not that one! That's my worst skill!' I thought as I went to the next room
'But I'll do it! Just watch this!'
"Bunshin no Jutsu!" I yelled focusing all the chakra I could into it, the signature poof appeared, but when the smoke went away, there was only 1 clone, and it looked dead.
Iruka's eye twitched…. He really should get that checked.
"FAIL!" Iruka yelled
"Iruka…." Mizuki-sensei said
"This is his third time, and he did create a clone, We could let him pass." Mizuki-sensei said, I grinned, I may get passed! I may become a ninja!
"No way Mizuki! All the others created two clones, and Naruto only created one, and a useless one at that! I can't let him pass." I glared at him with all the glaring power I could muster.
-30 Minutes later-
"Great Job! That's my son!"
"Now you're a man!"
"I'm so proud of you, I'm going to make your favorite dinner tonight!" the compliments and congratulations flew…. But none of them at me, every "Good job!" and "I'm so Proud of you!" felt like someone stabbing me with a rusty knife, and pulling it out slowly.
Then two evil kunoichi started a hushed conversation that they thought I couldn't hear.
"Hey that kid…"
"Yeah, that's 'The kid' and he's also the only one who failed""Well that's a good thing"
"He shouldn't become a shinobi" I pulled down my goggles so that no one could see me cry, Ninja don't cry damn it!
"Since he is the d-" "Shh! We're not supposed to talk about that!"
I got up and walked off, I was about three blocks from my apartment when I heard
"Naruto…" I turned around, it was a upset looking Mizuki-sensei
"Mizuki-sensei!" he pointed up to a roof, I nodded, and we both jumped up there, we sat down and watched the sun start to set, then Mizuki-sensei started talking
"Iruka-sensei is a serious person, when he was about your age, his parents were killed and he had to take care of everything himself."
"But why does he only pick on me?" I asked
"He probably sees himself in you." This came to me as a shock
"He's probably thinking, He wants to see you become strong in the real way. Try to understand Iruka's feelings, since you also have no parents" he said
I sighed and said "But I wish I graduated"
"In that case… I'll tell you a special secret!" he said getting close to me
-That night at the Hokage's Manor-
I was shimmying across a balcony, and entered through a window, I made it in safely! You'd think that as Hokage he'd have some secret security team or someth-
"What do you think you're doing in my house at this hour?" I panicked and did the first thing that came to mind
"Orioke no Jutsu!" His jaw dropped, his eye twitched, 3 seconds later: Nosebleed Rocket! Same as when I did it on Iruka-sensei! I walked down the hall calmly, With the amount of blood he lost, he'll be out for at least 30 minutes, I ran into his library and found the scroll needed, and I grinned
'Perfect! I got the infiltration part done quicker than usual so I get bonus time for learning the technique! SWEET!'
-In the woods-
"Okay, the first jutsu is 'Kage Bunshin no Jutsu'? What the..! Why does it start with something I'm bad at?" "Augh, better get started regardless" I sighed and got to work
-Thirty minutes later-
I sighed as I sat down 'That was easier than I thought…. I wonder if I'll get extra credit if I learn two jutsu?'
I looked at the next thing, it looked like an advanced Storage seal, I read the note for it
I found this odd tome in my many travels, the first page said "Property of the Child of Legend", I grant this to my friend Senju Hashirama, to find this child and grant him or her this book
Signed, The Sage of the Six Paths
I blinked 'This was given to Konoha by the Sage of the Six Paths?' I looked at my hand, then the storage seal and thought 'Well I am a child, and my pranking skills are legendary, soooo….' I bit my thumb and slid the blood across the seal, it flashed, and a book came out. It had an eye on both the front and back covers, I opened it up to the first page, it said
Property of __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I noticed that there was a pen in the crease between the pages, I took it and changed it to
Property of Uzumaki Naruto _
There was a flash and there was a boy with demon horns wearing giant metal… Things on his arms, and dressed in red standing in front of me
"Ah, so you're the Child of Legend?" the kid asked
I shrugged
"Since you were able to write in the book, I guess that you are! The name's Rempo. What's yours?" 'Rempo' asked
"Naruto. Where did you come from?" I asked
"The book of course!" he said in an slightly annoyed tone
"So you know what this is and how it works?" I said looking flipping through several blank pages before finally getting to a not-blank page, it was mine!... it didn't have much on it...
"That is the Book of Prophecy… and I don't know how it works, but I know how to use it." I stared at him curiously
"Really? Can you show me something?"
He put his hand on his chin, looked around before looking down and saying
"Ah ha!" he pointed at the scroll I 'stole' from Ojii-san "Open the book and slam it down on that scroll!" I looked at him with a 'Seriously?' look before shrugging and doing as he said, there was a blinding flash of light, and several pages of the book had writing on them! "One of the Books many powers is to copy, In the previous worlds it was used for copying something called "Metalize Tablets" the user could find out what codes to place on a weapon to change something similar into it." I looked at him, then the book, then him again before saying "Sweet! You mean I can copy down entire scrolls with this?" he nodded before saying
"The next-to-last page is a radar that can differentiate allies from enemies."
"Huh?"
Rempo groaned
"In other words, that page shows who and what is around you, and who are friends, and who are enemies!" I mouthed an "Oh" at that explanation before asking
"Wait, you said I could put 'codes' on the weapon, just how would I do that?" Rempo just pinched the bridge of his nose
'Tia and Yumil never had this many questions' he cleared his throat before saying "you scan the weapon, Exactly the same as when you scanned that scroll, when you examine the page of a person it shows their codes, the codes affect their personality, you can store up to 4 codes at one time. now, When you remove an item from the book, it drains some of the books power, which is normally called MP, you can gain some more by A) Fighting others in combat, or B) by channeling enough Chakra into the book... but i digress, you tap a code and drag it onto the grid basically. " I had swirly pupils from the long explanation.
He sighed before turning around
"Someone's coming!" The book shrank down and I placed it in my pocket
I looked towards where Rempo was facing and Iruka came out, looking kinda tired
"Heh, Found you!" he said, slightly out of breath, I got curious
"Iruka-sensei? My time for the test isn't over for another hour, why are you here?"
He looked at me curious
"'Test'? What do you mean 'Test'? "
"Mizuki-sensei told me about the secret test for special cases, I was told to get the scroll from Jiji, Learn a jutsu, and show it to him in roughly an hour from now!" Iruka flinched slightly before tackling me to the ground
"Iruka-sensei what are you d-" before I could finish my sentence he was hit by several dozen Kunai, Mizuki-sensei showed up
"Heh, good job finding the moron!" he said
"So that's what's going on." Iruka-sensei said
"Naruto! Give me the scroll!" Mizuki-sensei stated
"Wha- What the hell?"
"No Naruto! Whatever you do don't let him get the scroll!" Iruka-sensei yelled, "That scroll contains all of our Kinjutsu!" I looked at him and nodded
"Naruto, There's really no point in you having it., so I'll tell you the truth." Iruka's eye's open in shock
"N-No! Don't!" he yelled
"Twelve years ago… You know about the Kyuubi no Kitsune being sealed, right?" I looked at him curiously
"Since that day, A special rule was created for this village""…A rule?""But this rule was never meant to be told to you.""…Not to me? What is this rule? Tell me!" I yelled, Mizuki-sensei just chuckled… Creepily
"What… Kind of rule is it?" I said while thinking 'Let's see, High Tension, evil chuckling, Dark forest, from what I remember from manga, this is generally when the hero learns some kind of eerie/dangerous secret!'
"The rule is that Nobody is allowed to talk about the fact that you are the Kyuubi no Kitsune!" He yelled
"Wh-What do you mean?" I asked
"STOP IT MIZUKI!" Iruka yelled pulling out Kunai from his body
Time seemed to stop as Mizuki started explaining
"It means that you… Are the Kyuubi no Kitsune… that killed Iruka's Parents!"
"You were sealed up by the Hokage you admire most and-"
"STOP IT!" Iruka yelled
"You have been lied to by everyone! Didn't you find it odd how everyone hates you?" I started tearing up as he took one of his Fuma Shuriken off of his back and started spinning it
"Iruka is the same! He also hates you!"
I got pissed off!
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" I yelled accidentally channeling chakra
Iruka started to get up, spitting out a mouthful of blood… That ain't good.
"Nobody will ever love you!" Mizuki yelled
"That scroll was used to seal you up!" Mizuki yelled with a deranged look on his face
"Now DIE!" he yelled throwing the Fuma Shuriken
'This is it, this is how I Uzumaki Naruto…. The Kyuubi no Kitsune dies.'
I closed my eyes and waited for death to come… then I heard the sound of something piercing flesh, I opened my eyes and saw Iruka-sensei over me, trembling slightly
"W-Why?" I asked
"My..My parents… After they died there was nobody to… to compliment me or acknowledge me… do to get attention I became the class clown, just to gain attention, it was better than nothing so I kept acting like an idiot… It was so painful…" he started crying, his tears hitting my cheek
"Naruto, you must have been in a lot of pain, I'm sorry Naruto, if I only did a better job.. You wouldn't have to feel like this"
It was seriously touching, I'm gonna kick Mizuki's ass… Later! I have to keep the scroll safe! I got up and ran off into the woods… after a few minutes a found a tree and sat down behind it
"Rempo! You there?" I asked
A fire appeared out of my pocket and flew up to my shoulder, it grew and a Chibi-Rempo appeared
"You called?" he asked
"Yes, can I seal the scroll in the book or something?"
"Yes, open the book to the last page, it can store anything not living in there." he said
"Ah…. How do I do that?"
"First, Place the scroll on the last page" I did that "Second, make the Ram hand seal, then say "Prophetic Seal!"
Let's see… Ram then "Prophetic Seal!"… There was a bright flash and then I looked at the page, it said
"Forbidden Scroll of Kinjutsu/Fuinjutsu" 50 MP
'Cool!' I thought as I heard someone coming, getting hit, then two 'poof's.
I peered out from behind my hiding spot to see Mizuki and Iruka-sensei talking, and Iruka was pretty damaged
"There's no way that demon fox wouldn't try to use the power of the scroll, unlike what you're assuming." He said
"Yeah…" Iruka-sensei said… my eyes were watering, my greatest friend, and the person I look up to as a brother thinks I'm a demon….
"The demon fox would do that… But Naruto is different… He is.. I've acknowledged him as one of my excellent students, He may not be the hardest worker.. And he's clumsy and no one accepts him… He already knows what it is like to feel pain inside your heart, He isn't the fox demon, He is a member of Konohagakure no Sato. He is Uzumaki Naruto!" he said
I was crying, this was the happiest day of my life! I got a new jutsu, I got a kickass book, and even though I am the prison for the Kyuubi no Kitsune, my big brother Iruka-sensei still likes me!
"Well Whatever." Mizuki-sensei said, I whipped my head around and saw him pulling a Fuma shuriken off of his back, I quickly formulated a plan and started putting it into action
"Iruka… I said I would take care of you later… but I changed my mind." he started spinning it
"DIE!"
I ran out and smacked him with the side of the book, causing him to go flying, and cut off his right arm, My parents must be so proud at how well the ridiculously simple plan worked!
-That moment in heaven-
*Smack* Minato face palmed himself as his TV showed Naruto smack Mizuki with the Book of Prophecy
"Ugh! I asked Sarutobi-sama to make sure my son was raised a hero, not the village Idiot! That way he wouldn't come up with half-baked battle plans like this one!" he groaned as his wife Kushina came in from the kitchen
"I got the popcorn and sodas! What did I miss?" he rewound the DVR and showed her what happened, her face was in her hands
"Well, at least he cut that bastards arm off… you recorded that right?" he nodded yes
"Just a moment." she went into the kitchen and picked up the phone and dialed 1-800-DEATH-TIMES
"Hello?" "Yes, This is Namikaze Uzumaki Kushina, I was wondering when a certain Sarutobi Hiruzen would be here in heaven?" "Hm.. Let me check the tomes… Ah, he's due seven to eight months from now." "Thank you." "No problem Red-Death-sama"
She groaned
"What? Someone call you 'Red-Death-sama' Again?"
"Yes, That and it'll be seven months until Hiruzen comes up here."
"Ugh. Well, in the mean time…. Let's watch our Naruto-kun kick ass!" he said grabbing a cold Pepsi and a handful of popcorn
"Yeah!… wait, can he kick that guys ass any harder? He cut his arm off!" she asked, then a loud "Taju Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" came from the TV
-30 minutes later(Heaven)-
Kushina blinked. Twice. Thrice. Before busting out laughing
"HAhahahaha! Looks like he got a mixture of my "Kick Ass" gene and your "Overkill" gene!" Minato looked at her like she punched him in the gut "I do not go overkill!"
"Says Mr. Hiraishin-no-Jutsu!"
"What's overkill about that?"
"It's capable of destroying entire armies and you use it on one person!" Minato blushed a bit at losing the argument
-That moment on Earth-
Naruto rubbed the back of his head, facing away from Mizuki… who died… from blood loss... but Naruto didn't know that… neither did Iruka
-Switching back to Naruto PoV-
"Hehe… I think I went to far…" I said, Iruka-sensei grinned and said
"Naruto come over here… There's something I want to give you." I walked over to him and the sun rose
"Close your eyes." I did, I felt something being put on my forehead
"Now, open your eyes." I opened my eyes to see Iruka without his hitai-ate
"Congratulations! You gradutaate…" he slumped over, unconscious
"Iruka-sensei? IRUKA-SENSEI! REMPO!"
There was a flash of light and Rempo was in the clearing
"What?" he asked
"What do I do? There has to me something I can do to help Iruka-sensei!" I said pointing to Iruka-sensei
"Hmm… Tap him gently with the book, I may be able to help." I did that, the book made a large flash and the page showed Iruka-sensei as he is now.
Wounded
Sensei
Umino Iruka
3x Hope
1x Wound
3x Light
2x Forest
"Well? What now!"
He gestured to the 3x3 grid that showed Iruka-sensei's codes
"Remove all the Codes except for the Light ones. Then I'll tell you what to do."
I did that by tapping the codes with my finger and dragging my finger over to a four block sub-section
"Now." he held his hand out over one of the empty sub-sections, revealing a 3x right angled 'Light' Code "This is a leftover code from this world's creation. Use it to heal your friend." I nodded then asked "How? There's no room!" Rempo sighed
"You tap it with your finger, then a curved arrow-like thing will pop up above it. Tap that and it will turn." I followed his instructions and tapped the arrow twice, then I dragged it over to the empty area and dropped it, a blue ring encircled the 'Wound' code, then it disappeared, then Iruka-sensei's title changed from 'Wounded' to 'Vitality'
I was worried for a bit when I heard groaning
"Ugh…. What happened?" Iruka-sensei said getting up
"You passed out after Graduating me, I stayed here waiting for you to wake up."
"Oh yeah. Now I remember!… Naruto…""Yes?"
"Where's the Forbidden Scroll?"
"In my special book. I sealed it!" he looked at me curiously
"Since when do you know how to seal?""Since earlier before you caught me with the scroll." 'Not a lie, just not describing any specific details.'
"Ah, hey Naruto. How about I buy you a bowl of Ramen?"
I broke out into a grin before tackling him in a hug and saying "Iruka-sensei!
-End Chapter one!-
End notes: First fic, hope I didn't do too bad, Thanks to Auto-nin for proofreading, I will try to keep this updated regularly... but no promises.
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR AVALON CODE, IF I DID, THERE WOULD BE AN AVALON CODE SEQUEL IN THE MAKING!