It was a long day after servicing Disney World, Mickey was bombed by a huge crowd of 5 year olds and broke his leg. He decided to hit the bar with the communist Goofy. At the time Mickey drove to Goofy's house, Goofy was doing some coke. Mickey figured that Goofy was a pretty smart guy, so he ended up doing some coke with Goofy. It was until midnight that Mickey and Goofy were snorting some coke. All the bars were closed at this time, so Mickey decided to break into the bar to get some booze. Goofy was a dirty communist, so he didn't go with anti-semitic Mickey. Mickey busted in, but he gasped at the sight of the bartender gulping down booze without break. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING MY BOOZE?!" screamed Mickey. The bartender was too drunk to press the security button, but even if he did, the police were drunk af and they were sleeping outside in their ghetto with Snoop Dogg. A few seconds passed while the bartender was staring at Mickey in a drunk-like look. He scrawled down onto the floor and started pulling down Mickey's pants. "HeY MrS. mArY dO yOu WaNt To GeT dOwN wItH mE?" asked the bartender in a dream-like state. He obviously thought Mickey was a woman from the bible. Mickey was gay so he accepted. The bartender crammed his shriveled dick into Mickey's white ass. "Ohh Yeah.." Groaned Mickey. At this point Goofy was tired of smoking weed at his house and decided to ride on down to the bar. His pupils widened as he saw Mickey being raped by a drunk bartender. Mickey was in such a massive orgasm that he became drunk and asked the communist if he could succ his dick. Goofy agreed, but at the instance the bartender snapped out of his drunk state, he slapped Mickey's ass, and Mickey bit off Goofy's penis. Goofy screamed and died of blood and semen loss. Mickey was happy and cryogenically infinitely froze Goofy big penis so Mickey could use it as a special dildo. He went home but to see his whore wife Minnie sleeping with Donald Duck. Mickey was also a heterosexual and a homosexual at the same time, so he got the stupid idea of a shitty threesome. He somehow hot glued Goofy's broken dick to Minnie mouse's stomach. Now the threesome would begin. [This part has been deleted because of extremely detailed porno with Mickey, Minnie and Donald Duck.] After a while Donald Duck got bored, so he decided to succ Goofy's dick off of Minnie's stomach. He sucked it so hard that he created a vacuum between his lips. That thawed out Goofy's frozen penis. The penis had become alive and self-aware, but it could do was make homosexuals succ him. The penis decided to take over the world and kill all jews because the Penis was actually Hitler's reincarnation. He started the fourth reich and slaughtered many evil, jewish penises by cutting them in half. He gassed the jews, and burned the communists. And Finally he drowned Mickey, Minnie, and Donald Duck. He had now taken over The whole North and South American continent. The European Union decided to team up with the merciless lord. Now at this point the measly penis was ruling half the world! The asians decided to join his side, and so only on objective was left, Russia. The penis had flashbacks of being a communistic soviet in Russia. He served the government with a Kalashnikov. It would've been almost cannibalism to destroy his own country. Fortunately, he IS a cannibal. He raped all of the Russians and sent them to Attentiveness Camps. In the end he ruled the entire world, but just like Genghis Khan, he quickly fell apart by the newly formed Jews at the Italian peninsula. The penis sent armies to kill the jews, but he failed, the HORRIBLENESS of the JEWS killed his entire 6.5 Billion members army. In the when he was surrounded by the Jews.. He masturbated and killed himself. In the end, the world had been taken over by a bunch of jewish penises.