Mega-man woke up, his boner was three feet long, "oh dang" he said "my huge boner problem is acting up again" getting a boner in the morning was a normal problem for a high schooler but not of this magnitude Mega-man thought, after that he when down stairs and realized that he was late for school! "Oh no I'm late for school" he said, he started running out the door, Mega-man's mom was in the kitchen where woman belong making lunch, "no time for breakfast" said Mega-man "you'll regret this" said Mega-man's mom. Mega-man didn't care what his mom thinks because she's a bitch so he just kept running to the bus stop, he almost didn't make it, when he got on the bus he saw his friends Cut-man and Zero, "if you didn't make it what would you do?" asked Zero "I would have used my gay dad's car" said Cut-man, "how are ice-man and bomb-man doing" Mega-man asked "they've been acting really gay ever since they got married and adopted me" said Cut-man "faggs" said Zero because he doesn't care what anybody thinks, the bus finally got to school and everyone got off, Mega-man saw his girlfriend splash-woman, "hey splash-woman what's up?" Mega-man asked "I'm breaking up with you" splash-woman said to Mega-man who she is looking at "wh-what?!?!" Said Mega-man crying like a horse who just got kicked in the balls, "I'm with a real man now" she said "who?!?" Asked Mega-man "my new boyfriend, Fuck-man" at that very moment Fuck-man walked up with girls surrounding him, "come on babe" he said "let's go to class" he paused for a moment like a fly getting ready to eat a piece of shit, "sex class that is" all the girls laughed including Splash-woman but not Mega-man who did not think it was funny, Fuck-man and all the girls walked away "that's not natural" said Cut-man "that's his ability" said Zero he can get any girl he wants Rock (witch is Mega-man's real name) if you want your girlfriend back you need to defeat Fuck-man and take his power" and that's how Mega-man's jorney starts, what will happen next? Will Mega-man ever get his girlfriend back? Will Fuck-man get all the bitches? Tune in tomorrow on Mega-man High School