Disclaimer= I do not own Naruto

A/N= This is similar to The Ideal One.


What a drag

So many women

All of which I wish I could simultaneously have

But only one of these seven

Will get my attention


Is it you?

You're just a fantasy

Dieting when you don't need to

In order to be more attractive

To be a poor sap's ultimate reality

What a shame

That plan of action needs to get gone

Be who you are

A cute blonde


What about you?

A bit more masculine-acting than the others

I see you get quite fierce

I like that

It would probably be a bad choice

I'm not weak

But you'll show resentment

For me not being dependent of you

If you were mine

Of course I'd take care of you


How about you?

You're polite

I'll cease talking

I may covet you,

But you strongly covet Uzumaki


You're like me in a way

Level-headed and practical

Always thinking rational

But you fret too much

Red flag, red flag

An "us" would be irrational


I consider myself serious

You're like an antidote

Bedroom bedlam

And that would be all you wrote

You are so hyperactive though

I start giving you hell

And you would disperse

You're so well organized

That you would be prepared for the worst


Don't deny it

You like me

You want me

You can't hide it

I battled you before

Expecting me to get finished fast

I forfeited

You were shocked

Perhaps smittened

That I let you last

But you would pressure me too much I feel

BE A JONIN, BE A JONIN!!!

I don't do ultimatums

I'M GOING, I'M GOING!!!

Whom do I covet the most?

Which will I choose?

I refrain from deliberating

I know now what to do

I want you.

You're strong

You're caring

You're a fighter with a soft side

Forgive me for using this line

I've always scrimmaged for pennies

But I have finally found a dime

Now I want that dime to be mine

What do you say?

Give it some self-think

You can't go wrong with a man like me

Miss Lady Pinks.