Introduction: I originally submitted this on my DeviantArt under the title "The Best FanFiction Ever". This was written as a joke between me and my friends. We decided to write our own pieces of parody fanfiction (both of my friends are mentioned in the AN part of the story).
Anyway, as a note to reviewers, this is a parody of fanfictions. The bad grammar and silly, cliche stuff are part of the joke. If you are offended by any of the material, then you should really lighten up. It's okay to laugh at yourself every once in a while. My old fanfictions from middle school were terrible, and if I had them now, I'd willingly make fun of them.
So, please enjoy and don't take it so seriously. I only did this for fun. And despite what it says at the end, I'm going to post chapter 2 even if this doesn't get any reviews.

THE BEST YUGIOH/SAILORMOON CROSSOVER EVAR BY XxXKAWAIIARISSACHANXxX

Copyritenoteice: I dun own yugioh or sailormoon lol. If I did, then those stupid bes Anzu and Mai and Chibiusa and Usagi would be DEAD and I would have my squishy Bakura and Marik and Atemu and Mamoru for MYSELF. LOL

Authors notes:

Arissachan: Hi guys! I hope you enjoy this super kawaii fanfic!!

Emiriichan: LOL!

Kurisukun: OMGLOL!

Bakurakun: OMG ARISSACHAN I WARSHIP YOOOOOOOOU!!

Arissachan: LOL! I love mah bishies!!

Emiriichan: I wish I had bishies. :(

Kurisukun: Me tooooooo :(

Arissachan: LOL!

everyone: LOL!!

Arissachan: OMG POCKY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LOL

Oh yah here are the pairings in my fanfic:

Meiko/Bakura/Marik/Mamoru Yugi/Seto/Yugi's Grandpa Jonouchi/Ami Honda/Rei Mokuba/ChibiUsa

XxXxXChapter 1XxXxX

It was a normel day at Domino High School. Yugi and his pals were playing Magic and Wizards (THAT'S THE REAL NAME OF THE CARD GAME NOT DUEL MONSTERS IT'S IN THE MANGA SO THERE). "LOL I activate my Black Magician!" said Yugi.
"Oh noes!" said Jonouchi.
"YAY YUGI YOU WIN!" shouted Anzu.
"Shut up, Anzu" said Yugi Then suddenly, the teacher came in. "Okay, class. We have a new student today! She is from America!" he said.
The most beautiful girl in the world then walked into the room. She had flowing, hip-length violet colored hair that was like a silk sheet flowing gently in the breeze. Her eyes were the color of a fresh watermelon. She had the most perfect figure and and had breasts the size of canteloupes. She had modified her school uniform the day before. It was now dyed black and pink and had spikes on the ends of the sleeves. She had on fishnet tights and black platform boots with belts on them. She had on a gold ankh on the bow on her uniform. She also wore black eyeliner and black lipstick.
"Konnichiwa, minnasan!" she said in a cute, high-pitched voice.
Instantly, Yugi, Jonouchi, and Honda got bloody noses (That means they're turned on lol). "My name is Meiko Patricia Robin Alexander and I am pleased to meet you all "
"You can sit right next to Yugi there," said the teacher.
"Arigato!" said Meiko.
Meiko sat down next to Yugi and smiled at him. "Hi!" she said.
"Oh hey" said Yugi.
"I hope we can be friends." said Meiko.
"Sure" said Yugi.
"" she thought.

After class, Meiko met up with Yugi and his friends. "Want to walk home with us?" asked Yugi.
"No thank you, I have stuff to do." siad Meiko.
"Oh, okay" said Yugi sadly.
"IT'S OKAY YUGI YOU HAVE MEEEEEE" saind Anzu
"Shut up I hate you" said Yugi.

Sometime later, Meiko stepped into an allyway near her house. She put down her Hello Kitty backpack and shouted "ANKH MILLENIUM POWER MAKEUP"
Suddenly, Meiko transformed into a sailor fuku. She had black platform boots with belts on them and silver fishnet stockings. Her miniskirt was black and silver and gold. The suit was black with silver and gold sleeves. Her collar was gold and silver and her choker was black with a little ankh on it. She had a silver bow on her chest with a golden ankh pendant on it. She also had a silver and gold tiara. "I AM SAILOR DEATH!" shouted Meiko. She then looked around to see if anyone saw her change. She saw no one, so she ran out of the ally. "I need to find some monsters to fight," she thought.

Meanwhile, Yugi was going to the Kaiba Corp. building to see his boyfriend, Seto. Yugi and Seto loved each other very much and they had sex. A lot. But they always used a condom so they wouldn't get AIDS .
"Seto, sweetie, where are you?" yelled Yugi into the office. "In here, sugarbuns!" responded Seto. He was wearing a pink towel around his waist. "I just took a shower, but if you want to take one, then I'll take it with you 3"
"LOL okay" said Yugi.

Yugi took off his clothes and stepped into the bathroom. It was still steamy from Seto's shower. The entire bathroom was pink and white, just how Seto liked it. Seto tried to keep his love of Yugi a secret, but he accidentally told Yugi that he liked him one day and Yugi admitted that he liked him too. From them on, they became boyfriends.
Seto slipped off his towel. Seeing Yugi naked was just enough to make his penis hard. It was as long as two cucumbers and was just as thick. Seeing this made Yugi hard as well, only his penis was only half the size of Seto's.
The water in the shower was already running. "Let's get in before the water gets cold, Yugi," said Seto.
They both stepped into the hot, steamy shower. Seto started to caress Yugi's arm. "Suck me off, will you?" he whispered into Yugi's ear.
Yugi bent down and started licking Seto's big weiner. It tasted like coconut shrimp cocktail (lol cocktail). Seto started moaning. "Oooooh goooood Yuuuuuugiiiiiiii..." he moaned.
Yugi then inserted Seto's tasty penile unit into his itty bitty mouth. It was so big, it hit the back of his throat. But, Yugi was used to this and didn't choke. He kept sucking on Seto's hot, meaty, wingding. Seto kept moaning and stroaking Yugi's sharp, spiky hair. It was as soft as a tanned kittenhide. "Oh, Yugikun! I'm going to cum" shouted Seto.
Seto's sperm shot inside Yugi's throat. Yugi was so experienced, he didn't choke, and instead swallowed it all. "I want you to f me now..." Seto sighed.
Yugi nodded and slipped his johnson into Seto's bum bum. "Wait...Yuug..." said Seto.
"What is it"
"We need a condom"
"It's okay, Setokun. I got tested. I'm fine. Besides, I'm not a whore. You're my one and only "
"Well...okay"
Yugi sighed and started pumping. They both moaned in unison. "OH GOD...YUGIKUN!!" screamed Seto.
"I LOVE YOU, SETOKUN"
"AAAAHGUGUDFHJFDHJDFSKLHDLF"
Yugi cummed within seconds. Sex with Seto was always wonderful. Yugi took out his limp meatstick and lay down next to Seto. "I love you, Yugikun," said Seto.
"I love you, too, Setokun." said Yugi.
They started kissing on the mouth, Seto's hot, meaty tounge thrusting into Yugi's mouth.

END CHAPTER 1

AN: Okay, guys! R&R! And no mean comments or I won't post chappy 2!! :)