"Hello"
"It's almost 3:20 m'lady shouldn't you be on the plane by now?"
"Yes I know I'm late, one moment…..ALUCARD STOP TERRORIZING THOSE TOURISTS!!!!!"
"Do you have the tickets?"
"…Yes I remembered the plane tickets, hold on….yes Seras I'm sure the puppy's cute but I won't allow pets in the manor…no your master doesn't count as a pet. Now were where we…hold on Walter I'm losing the connection,"
"Did you remember th-"
"Yes I brought the sunscreen…"
"Do you think tha-"
"No I don't think a beach umbrella is necessary….its not like I'm a vampire or a little girl…do you really think you can handle all the paperwork?"
"I'm certain that I can manage."
"Just checking…oh and if the IRA calls tell them I died last week, also if that Avon lady stops by again feel free to add another name to the missing persons list….that should about do….oh, and Walter,"
"Yes m'lady?"
"Keep Captain Bernadette away from the wine cellar."
"Yes m'lady"
"My, my, still so much to do and only a week long holiday ahead." Alucard laughed as he adjusted his shades
"Can it Bloodbank." Integra snapped, stowing away her cell phone, and handing the clerk their tickets.
"Can I have a window seat? Seras asked
"Police Girl you shouldn't be taking a plane over seas let alone sitting next to the window in your state."
"The planes about to take off, so why don't you two just sit down and TRY to act like civilized humans here."
"Who's civilized?" Alucard Smirked
"But you're the only human out of the three of us Miss Integra." Seras added
"JUST TRY"
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An hour later
"Are we there yet?"
"For the millionth time officer Victoria…no."