Day 1
Dean walked up to Castiel, a burning sensation growing in his loins.
"Oh, Dean, why are you looking at me like that?" He asked, a shy, blushing expression on his angel face.
"I… just..," He said almost in a whisper, leaning in on Castiel, wrapping his hand around him… to reach for the pizza behind him.
You perverts. Dean isn't like that. But maybe… Castiel was!?
The pizza was hot to the touch. *Zizzle~ Zizzle~* That's the pizza my lovely dirty little sinners.
How Castiel wished that pizza had been his rock hard DICK!
But it wasn't. This isn't canon people. It's only the wet hot sweaty dreams of fan girls.
OR WAS IT!?
;o
"I just wanted some pizza, man I am quite famished." Dean would never be like that, Castiel thought with a sad sigh.
Oh how he wanted Dean's loins to burn for him, and not that damn pizza.
Castiel reaches into Dean's pocket, and I mean REALLY deep in there… Dean yelps in surprise.
Just as Castiel knew it!
The angel then begins to grasp and pull a that long, rock hard … gun in his pocket. (Got excited there, amirite?)
"Why do you have a gun!?" Castiel gasped at the phallic, very penis shaped object that the reader thought was a boner.
"Um. I hunt demons and stuff?..." The human could hear the Castiel fandom sigh in disappointed.
Day 2
Dean woke up to the sound of Castiel's breathing next to him on the bed.
"What the heck man, I am trying to pursue the wonderful magic that is my deep slumber, and you have made me cease and desist this exotic and lustful dream I was having about-"
"SHHH…!" Castiel quickly interrupted his prey. "I.. like to watch you sleep…" You could hear the Twilight saga background music. You know, the one with the voices going "Ha ah ha ah ha~" or something.
"Dean, you are like a drug to me… " He said, almost in a whisper to his human. And then Dean shot him with his magic gun because he's not gay. The end.
*Chile corrects limon, letting her know that's not how this show works*
But apparently you can't kill angels in this show? Or so my boyfriend Chile says. So he didn't die, but instead...
"Dean…" whispered Castiel as he passionately stared into his eyes. Burning with desire and not being able to hold back anymore, he lunges his hand towards Dean's groin and grabs something hard. Dean is shocked at his sudden movement. "I want you to stick this inside of me." He tells him anxiously whilst biting his lip...
"Are you sure?" asked Dean.
"Yes! Please Dean, I… I can't take it anymore!" said Castiel almost sobbing.
"Okay, okay!" said Dean. Castiel quickly turns around and bends down while Dean looks at him confused. "Are you sure about this?" asked Dean.
"Yes Dean, please."
"So let me get this straight. You want me to stick it in there?" asked Dean.
"Yes Dean, hurry! I've wanted this for too long!"
"Alright then."
He unzips the zipper and pulls out the angel blade that Castiel had grabbed and instructed Dean to insert it into him. Castiel unknowingly mistook the blade's handle for Dean's Penis, and told Dean to practically stab him to death. So Dean then inserts the blade and Castiel explodes into a bright ball of ecstasy and… fulfillment. Castiel knew what it meant for him to glow so brightly. He was dying. But if having Dean inside him meant death, then Castiel would gladly embrace death. Little did he know that it wasn't Dean's penis.
Fin