Behold - a MST3K/Pokemon crossover fic and I consider it to be my best crossover fic. It has many shippings involved, like Twinleafshipping, Rocketshipping, Neoshipping, Breedershipping and some other shippings exclusive to this fic like Goldyshipping (CrowXCynthia), Gumballshipping (TomXDawn) and a bunch more! ENJOY!
"Does Mike know about this?" Tom Servo asked, holding a spare toolbox.
"It's just a machine Servo, so what harm could it do?" Crow simply said, putting the finishing touches of the time-machine like object. Gypsy and Cambot were observing the scene.
"Since when you guys built a time machine?" Gypsy asked.
"Yesterday, but its no ordinary time machine." Tom said, having a smirk on his face. "This is the Anime-tron 2000!"
"Anime? You mean...Calvin and Hobbes?"
"Nah, Gypsy. Calvin and Hobbes was never even adapted into a tv series or an anime." Crow grumbled. Mike came in and waved at Cambot.
"Hi everyone, welcome to the Satellite of Love-" Mike said before glancing at the machine.
"Going back in time?" Mike asked. The bots shook their heads.
"If we were back in time, we'd blow up the Titanic using nuclear warheads and maybe kidnap George Washington, so we can convince him that ice cream is very harmful to a robot's health." The red colored gumball headed robot said.
"Oh, right-commercial break. We'll be right back." Mike said and pressed the button.
"Well, we put the final touches everyone." Crow said and dropped the screwdriver. "We can suck up any cartoon character we want!"
"For example, Sailor Moon!" Tom said and had a proud face.
"Uh oh, the mads are calling." Mike pressed the button and a screen popped up.
"Hello, Mike." Pearl said with a devilishly grin. Soon Bobo the ape ran to Pearl, panicking.
"The hostage we have is crazy!" Bobo cried. "He has a assault rifle and- AUUGGGHHH!" Gunfire and the sound of a body thump was heard.
"Sorry about that." Pearl muttered. "We took a SWAT leader hostage." Just then, Brain Guy sprinted up to Pearl as well.
"Are you going to do something?" Brain Guy growled. "That SWAT leader killed Bobo!"
"Relax, I have a cloning machine." Pearl sighed. "Go get Bobo's DNA and come back here."
"Are you kidding?" Brain Guy yelled. "He is like John McClane, only he has bigger guns!"
"GO GET BOBO'S DNA! I DON'T CARE WHY OR HOW!"
"Fine, fine..." Brain Guy walked off and a sound of gunfire and another body thump was also heard.
"Not Brain Guy..." Pearl muttered. "Anyway, here is your experiment. Pokemon: The First Movie. It's an anime film that has do with monsters and death!"
"Nice try, Pearl." Mike said, grinning. "We are out of here!" Mike pressed the button on the machine and he and the bots vanished.
"Dammit!" Pearl roared. "I was so close." Just then, the SWAT leader grabs a screaming Pearl and the camera goes off.
It was a crisp sunny day in Sinnoh; the trees were blooming and the bushes gushing. James, Jessie and Meowth were bored out of their minds.
"This sucks." Meowth said, playing with a dried leaf.
"Cheer up. Soon we'll find the twerps and steal that Pikachu." Jessie muttered, looking at the buzzing Beedrills flying over and sucking up flowers for their food. Soon footsteps were echoing.
"Are those the twerps?" James snerked. Meowth climbed up a tree and began observing.
"Twerps, five o' clock!" Meowth yelled out.
"We heard that!" Brock yelled and Meowth fell out of the tree on accident, knocking himself out.
"That was obvious." Ash muttered. Dawn, Brock, and Ash walked off, having some faint smirks on their faces. Jessie and James ran over to the unconscious Meowth.
"Is he dead?" James said and began panicking.
"He's unconscious." Jessie said and lifted Meowth up. Soon the Rockets carried Meowth to safety.
The machine made a small thud on top of a hard surface. The bots and Mike got out of the machine and looked around.
"What is this place?" Tom said.
"It looks like I was in a Clint Eastwood film." Crow said. Very few people were holding shopping bags and kids carrying small monsters. Some even went into buildings and left.
"So much people; so little time..." Mike said, rubbing his chin.
"Besides that though, I'm hungry." Gypsy said. Crow, Cambot and Tom nodded as well.
"Well, we are on a roof of some building though, and that could mean a big fat-" Mike said before being cut off by Crow.
"Bloody death." Crow said. Soon Tom pulled out a large blanket that was in the Anime-tron 2000.
"What is with the blanket, Tom?" Mike asked.
"We could use this as a parachute." Tom said.
"Great." Crow said and everyone got ahold of the blanket and floated down safely. After everyone got up, Gypsy saw a ladder, which led to the roof.
"We could've just used the ladder, you know." Gypsy said. Mike, Crow and Tom groaned. Then the machine exploded, which made everyone groan louder.
"We'll just walk to a nearby restaurant and grab some chow." Mike said and peeked at the building. It had a sign, saying "Jessie and James's Noodle Shop". Mike's jaw dropped. The machine was actually on top of a restaurant! Crow, Tom, Gypsy and Cambot peeked as well.
"GRUB!" Mike and the bots yelled out. Cambot beeped in happiness and they all went inside.
Everyone grabbed and claimed a stool at the small bar. A 27-year old man was head down, his arms covering his head.
"Hey, pal. Give us some pizza, breadsticks, Pepsi and a cake." Crow demanded. The young man looked up, with a frown on his face.
"We don't serve pizza and cake here." The young man grumbled. "But we have breadsticks and Pepsi." He pulled out a notebook and a pencil.
"Okay..." Mike muttered. "I'll have the chicken flavored roman noodles, large."
"I'll have your beef flavored roman noodles, large." Tom said.
"I will have your hamburger flavored roman noodles, extra large." Crow said.
"I will have chicken flavored roman noodles that have vegetables, medium." Gypsy said.
"Also, give Cambot something to nibble on...like a piece of toast?" Mike said. "And we'll also take some breadsticks and a Pepsi."
"Okay...that will be $19.57." the young man said. Mike sighed as he pulled out his wallet and pulled out a 20 dollar bill. The young man walked off and began cooking up a meal. Tom looked confused about the man, as he looked depressed when they first saw him.
"Say guys, what was wrong with that guy?" Tom asked. Mike simply shrugged.
"Maybe he was depressed because someone either ditched him or his girlfriend broke up with the poor guy."
"He looked like the owner of the restaurant." Mike thought for a minute.
"Maybe some economy problems." Crow, Gypsy and Cambot nodded in agreement. Soon the food came and everyone began chowing down the breadsticks, noodles and Pepsi. After they finished, everyone patted their stomachs until Tom jumped up and simply said to the young man,
"Why do you look depressed?" The shop owner grabbed everyone and put them in the kitchen.
"What the hell was that for?" Crow yelled out.
"We need to chat." The young man said. Mike got up and looked at the young man.
"Like what Tom said, why are you depressed?" Mike said, pointing at the man.
"Well, before we go on, my name is Christopher. I own these chain of restaurants." The young man said.
"Okey doke, Chris. Now tell us this: tell where Sousuke Sagara's home town is and you won't get a shot in the balls." Crow said.
"CROW!" Christopher sweatdropped at this.
"Like what I said, I own these restaurants." Christopher said and made a soft sigh.
"But why do you look depressed?" Gypsy said.
"Long story, miss..." Christopher said. "But to sum it up in a nutshell, Meowth disappeared and I was on a frantic look for him. Soon everyone missed Meowth. Some stayed, some didn't."
"Who is Meowth?" Mike asked.
"This cat like pokémon – he'd have sharp claws and he would always chop up some noodle stuff. Very good worker, I must say." Christopher said.
"But we don't want you to go out of business, right?" Crow said in a caring, yet sarcastic voice.
"Exactly. But do you need something?" Christopher asked.
"To get the living hell out of here!" Tom said.
"Well, if you get Meowth back, I'll see what I can do." Christopher said.
"Like what? A map?" Tom asked.
"I guess so." Christopher said and shrugged.
"MEOWTH, HERE WE COME!" Mike and the bots yelled and dashed out the door. Christopher sighed and began making some more noodles.
"Stupid man and his robots." Christopher grumbled. "They would never get to Meowth!"