They are in a room. Ulquiorra is standing and Orehime is jumping all over the place due to her unbelievable excitement. He has a cold face wishing he was not with her right now.

UL:I do not understand why you insisted on us coming here.

Or:But honey...

Ul:I can say for sure that i am not a honey so could you stop calling me that?

Or:Kay.

Ul:I want you to answer to me instantly.

Or:Answer to what?

He turned his back to her and keeping his cold face he left.

Or:Where are you going Ulqi?

Ul:I am taking my leave, as you can see.

She ran and hugged his back crying.

Or:Please don't go I won't say anything idiotic again, so stay.

Ul:Oh, then you admit that you have been saying idiocies. Nontheless, you should have thought that sooner.

Or:Don't go.

Ul:Step aside woman.

She bursted into tears once again and called Ichigo.

Or:Ichigo...

Ich:Whats wrong Orehime?

Or:Im on my honeymoon with Ulquiorra and he is abandoning me and i will be alone you know and i dont want to and i know its my fault but what am i gonna do? I mean...

Ich:That bastard, i gave you to him and he treats you like trash? Hang in there. Im coming for you Orehime.

Or:You dont need to.

Ich:I said im coming and thats it.

Or:Ichigo dont...!

Ulquiorra turned his back and looked at her through his non-expressional face you could see his anger.(ok at least thats what you expected/wanted to see ).

Ul:Who are yopu talking to human wife?

Or:Umm... to Ichigo, I guess.

Ul:I demand that you give me that communicator enabler.

Or:As if :p(thats not her reply)its the following

Or:Ichigo hurry!

Ich:Where are you exactly?

Or:To Hueco Mundo.

Ich:What?! I have to get Urahara to be able to get there. Just wait everything will be fine.

Or:Mmm...(crying)

Ich:And remember I lov..,

Ulquiorra grabbed the communication enabler aka cellphone from Orehime's hands.

Ul:Do not you dare set a foot here orange hair human being .

Ich:Thats none of your bussiness you green piece of shit.

Ul:In case you havent understood, i will rephrase my words "come here and you die".

Rewrite: Ulquiorra Sciffer vs Ichigo Kurosaki.

TO Be CONtinUeD.