Cronus the long-nosed bastard:

Cronus the long-nosed bastard,

Had a very long nose

Like a xiphos

And If you ever saw it,

Saw it

You would even see it grow

Like Pinocchio

All of his ugly ogres

Ogres

Always called him mean and rude,

Mean and Rude!

And if you ever saw him,

Saw him!

You would also say its true!

It is true!

Then one foggy New Year's Eve,

Cronus came to say,

In his Underwear!

"Sons and Daughters hear me loud!

Those teenagers can't stop me now!"

But Cronus did not see,

See

As he shouted out with glee,

I guess he did not notice,

Notice

Jay come round and capture thee!

So Cronus the long-nosed bastard,

Was erased from history!