This is my first fan fic so please give me constructive feedback. You can flame but I already know I stink so it would do little good.
This is not a cross-over but I do reference other characters and shows in my story.
Disclaimer: Disney owns the right to Kim Possible, Ducktales, and Lilo and Stitch with all characters related to those titles. Nintendo owns the rights to Super Mario Bros. with all characters related to that title. When you can get over the shock of this announcement, you can start the fanfiction below. Enjoy!
Story opens in the office of Jack Hench with another man in a suit named Gus. Jack has a big chair turned away from the gentleman.
Gus says, "Mr. Hench our stock went down 7/8 of a point again."
Jack Hench groans and replies, "This is becoming a disturbing trend."
Gus delivers the bad news by saying, "Yes, it seems that the new sidekick division has really dragged down the whole company. The startup costs have not been able to be offset by clients. While more efficient than the minion, the sidekick presents a danger to them within their organization because if they were to turn they would know exactly where to strike. Few villains would take a chance that a cancer like that could form in their own organization. They do not see enough reward from having a sidekick to set off that risk." This gives Hench an idea, "Well then the solution is simple, we need to give these criminals a demonstration of how good our sidekicks can truly be."
Hench presses the intercom button and says, "Ms. Johnson will you please ask the vice president Harold Sakata of the sidekick division to come see me please." He releases button for a moment and pauses only to repress the intercom button again, "Could you send in the next client? That is all Gus." Gus takes his cue and leaves.
The next client comes in and it is the Beasley Boys with one visible shaking. Jack Hench acknowledges their presence by saying, "Beasley Boys, what's the problem?"
One of the Beasley boys who is visibly shaken replies, "No matter what happens Huey, Dewy, and Louie or Gizmo Duck always shut us down. I'm going to snap if I hear Blathering Blatherscythe or about the Woodchuck guidebook again."
"Blathering Blatherscythe?"
The shaken Beasley Boy runs screaming down the hallway. One of the other Beasley Boys groans, "Oh great, thanks a lot! Now he is going to be impossible to live with now! If I wanted to live with a screaming idiot, I would have lived with Captain Caveman."
Meanwhile in Middleton, Ron was laying on Kim's bed waiting for her to get ready for their date. This was the 3rd date between Ron and Kim. Kim and Ron hung out all the time but every Friday they decided that they would go out on dates like other couples. Make Fridays special for them. The first date was to Chez Pierre, a five-star restaurant in Paris. Pierre was an old friend of Kim and Ron after they saved his restaurant from being overrun by snooty French waiters. Ron would have preferred a trip to Bueno Nacho to Chez Pierre, but he knew that this was the type of evening would be something that Kim would cherish so he stayed quiet. On date number two, He wanted to go to the Colorado Rockies game but Kim wanted to go to the Middleton Player's presentation of Romeo and Juliet. Ron decided to go with the flow and hey anything with sword fights can't be all bad. This time he had his sights set on going to the new video game movie for Zelda because we all know all the best movies are video game movies such as Super Mario Brothers, Street Fighter, and every film by Uwe Boll. He was psyched to see the story of an elf saving a princess from the king of all evil with the live action quality it so richly needs. He wasn't sure what Kim had come up with, but she had gotten her way the first two times, it was now his turn.
Kim walks into the room in her heart shirt and pink pants. This gave Ron hope because if she is dressed casually then he could get her to go to the movie; however, Ron did notice that Kim had applied eye shadow, blush, and really dolled herself up which did not bode so well for sitting in a dark theatre. Kim starts the conversation with, "Hey Ron, are you ready?" She had a loving look in her eyes that told Ron how much she was looking forward to tonight.
Ron retorts, "No, I've been lying in your room for an hour by myself but I wasn't ready to go."
Kim shoots a quick glance at Ron and Ron just gives her a big grin. Kim breaks the silence, "Well Ronnie, I found this flyer for a poetry reading down at the Blue Moose and thought we would check it out."
Ron asks a little confused, "Why did you wear all the make-up?"
Kim cuddles up to him and says, "I wanted to look really special for my Ronnie-poo."
Ron replies, "Well thank God, because if you hadn't put on that make-up I would refuse to be seen with you, ugly." Kim gave Ron a little playful pinch about his comment and went right back to cuddling with him like he was her life-size panda-roo. They were both really enjoying the closeness and warmth when Kim looked at her watch. Kim gets up and says, "We'd better get going."
Ron decided to go with the flow again and follow Kim without a battle. Ron thought about it and came to the conclusion that Kim was being bossy but it wasn't a big deal. He knew that this was part of her "Kimness." Ron enjoyed the dates they went on even though he did not really want to go to these places because he got to go with Kim. As long as being with Kim was part of the equation, he could journey with her through the seven circles of Hell. If he was going to truly love Kim, he had to love all of Kim. He had to love her "Kimness" and he did love her completely. As long as nobody reads "Howl" by Alan Ginsberg, he could survive. They left the house hand-in-hand for the Blue Moose.
Meanwhile back at Henchco. Industries…
Jack Hench decided that he was going burn the midnight oil trying to solve his stock problems. Harold Sakata entered his office with a pile of files for every member of the sidekick division. They were going through the files trying to find the right person or people for the job. Hench breaks the silence, "I really like the file on Mouser formerly of the King Koopa gang."
Sakata responds, "I'm sorry but he has gone back to King Koopa."
"Shoot! Why?"
"He bribed him with a big wheel of cheese."
"If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times we need to have big wheels of cheese on hand to lure bomb throwing mice to this company!"
"I think it is a lot closer to one than one thousand."
The comment completely going over Hench's head he responds "Well, who do you think is up to the task?"
"The first person goes by the name 'Child's Play'…"
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Lilo and Stitch: the series has seen many Disney characters come to visit our intergalactic family. If you thought we were done…you were dead wrong! This Friday at 8 on a whole new episode of Lilo and Stitch we are going to have "Cameopalooza!" At first Goofy, Donald, and Mickey comes to town but if you thought we were going to stop there, then you are crazy! Wait until every female heroine drops by to make an appearance including Snow White, Belle, and Jasmine and we are just getting started because we are going to throw in every character to appear on a Disney tv show or movie. If you think this is starting to get ridiculous, then you are a wuss! We also have invited the entire Super Bowl XL champion Pittsburgh Steelers. Now you are thinking that no sane person could possibly try to cram more cameos into one episode but here at Lilo and Stitch the series we lost our sanity long ago! We are bringing Congress and the President to the islands because they have nothing better to do than to be on our series. I bet you are curled into a fetal position in the corner hoping that this madness will stop, but we aren't going to do that! We have invited Mrs. Beech's 3rd grade class to do a cameo. Why? We are Lilo and Stitch: the series, how dare you question our cameo benevolence! That's right! Tune in this Friday for "Cameopalooza" because if you don't we will do to you what we did to Bambi's mom when she refused to cameo…Bang! Plop! Tune in to Lilo and Stitch: the series this Friday at eight…or else!