A/N: Well, I guess it's time to see what the organization does within the confines of their castle. I own nothing.
In a castle that floats above a dark city, 13 nobodies were having a meeting. They sat in over-sized chairs; their leader's was the largest.
"First order of business…" The leader, Xemnas said, "How do we get down?"
"I don't know." A scarred nobody with an eye patch said, "I usually just jump."
"Yes, but you always fall on ME Xigbar!" Said a man with long dreadlocks and sideburns, "You have no idea how much your shoes hurt!"
"Xaldin, you're always whining."
"Well, excuse me! You wouldn't be so happy if someone always falls on you after every meeting."
"You guys are both a couple of fools." Said a long haired older man, "Why you guys are ranked so high is beyond me!"
"Vexen…" Said a large man with auburn messy short hair, "How many times do we have to say that it's not a matter of experience or intelligence, but seniority, when you JIONED the organization. Besides, you have the second shortest chair so don't even talk."
"Nice Lexeaus, you told him." Said a steel-blue haired boy with messy bangs, one that covers the entire right side of his face. "It's good to hear that from you who has the second HIGHEST chair. A little pride huh?"
"Heh, when you've done what I did. You'd have a little pride too!"
"Well all that doesn't matter." Said a blue haired man with a scar across his face, "What is important is the task at hand, getting enough money for escalators to make getting on and off of these chairs a lot easier."
"Good thinking Siax!" Said Xemnas, "So, do any of you have ideas…come on! Some one please, I ain't got nothin'."
"Well…." Said a red spiky haired man, "Larxene could be a prostitute."
"I have a better idea Axel, why don't we start a BAND?" Said a young boy with an odd mullet.
"That's a good idea Demyx, but most of the Organization can't sing or play instruments."
"Hey!" Said a man with blonde Caesar cut hair and goatee with five silver piercing in his ears, "I've been told that I'm an exceptional drummer!"
"Well, we'd need more than a drummer Luxord! We also need a singer among other things." Said a pink spiky, short-long haired feminine looking man.
"You definitely aren't one of those." Said a blonde haired girl with two hair-antennas (that's what I call them).
"If anyone, it should be you, I mean, you are the only girl, so who else? It makes the most sense." Said a young boy with a windswept spiky hairdo.
"I don't sing."
"You can still make us money through sex." Said Axel.
"No, Axel! I won't be a prostitute for the last time!"
Suddenly a small girl with black hair walked in and said, "Hey guys, pizza's here."
"OOH PIZZA!" They all said in unison.
"And I paid for it."
"Xion." Said Xemnas, "I am so glad that you were crea-I mean added." Xion, unlike the others, is a replica and not a nobody and therefore not a true member of the organization.
As they went to go eat, Siax asked, "Did you just send that pizza man outside of the castle to be attacked by neoshadows?" "Does it really matter?" Said Xion, "If he made it here, he can probably make it back." From outside, you could hear the pizza man screaming in agony, "HELP! HELP MEEEEEE! YAAAAAH! THEY'RE TEARING OUT MY BONES!"
At the Room of Hapless Dining (like it?) the organization was enjoying pizza. Axel tried to pull "the move" on Larxene, and then she bit his arm. As Axel was doing that, Xaldin held a fork and cut the pizza with one of his lances. "Dude." Said Demyx, "Are you eating pizza with a fork and…..lance blade?" "Yeah….is there a problem?"
"Uh…besides the fact that you're supposed to eat pizza with your hands?"
"I think it's a nice dignified way to do it."
"It just seems so…unnatural. So…..odd."
"I see nothing wrong with it."
"It IS kind weird Xaldin." Said Luxord, "There's nothing dignified about pizza man."
"Not unless you try to make it dignified."
"Alright." Said Xemnas, "Back to the task at hand. We need money! Any ideas anyone?"
"Well, we could make a video game." Said Zexion.
"What kind of video game?"
"OOOO, OOOO it should be a mix of final fantasy and DISNEY! It sounds weird but it'll be awesome! The story of an island boy who lost his world to these dark creatures, and he goes on an adventure with…uuuuuhhh, DONAL AND GOOFY! Yeah! And they're both looking for someone close to them. And…and he carries, a sword, like a, uh….KEY!"
"I see…" Said Vexen, "And it should be an RPG. You travel to different Disney based worlds. Yes, it's all a great formula. There should also be an organization who is seeking to be whole….there should be…..thirteen of them. There should also be many exciting, yet seemingly unnecessary twists and turns! Yes….. it's all coming together."
Siax then said in confusion, "But….hasn't that been done already?"
Everyone in the organization then began to stare at each other, and then look around. They all then said, "NAH!"
"Well, let's think of something else." Said Xemnas, "That IS one good idea, yet kinda weird at the same time."
"Again….Larxene…prostitute…make some serious money!" Said Axel.
"Oh Axel!" Said Larxene in a sweet and innocent tone before she elbowed him in the stomach.
"O-o-okay…maybe just a stripper?"
"You just don't know when to stop do you?" Larxene then punched him in the face.
"Axel, if Larxene doesn't want to be a prostitute then she doesn't have to!" Said Lexeaus.
"Thank You!" Said Larxene.
"Now, let's continue to think of an idea…with all of the grea…..uh…intellige….no, that wouldn't describe…uh….well minded people here, a good idea is bound to show up."
"Well, let's list some ideas." Said Xemnas, "Let's see…..band? Who wants to do a band?"
"ME! ME! ME!" Said Demyx.
"If we do, I'm gonna be a singer." Said Axel.
"You can sing?" Said Xemnas, "But what about your previous comment?"
"I said that to avoid every one asking me can you sing Axel? Sing for us pleasssse! But I then thought, This could be fun!"
"Well, now you've brought it upon yourself, sing!"
"B-but Superior!"
"No buts! Sing!"
"Ugh, okay….Demyx, get your acoustic."
"Let's do this Axel!" Said Demyx in excitement.
Demyx and Axel sat on stools and Demyx began to play and then Axel began to sing (yes I know, SINGING! But this isn't a songfic don't worry):
(Breath into Me by Red acoustic version)
And this is how it feels when I ignore the words you spoke to me Breathe your life into me And this is how it looks when I am standing on the edge Breathe your life into me Breathe your life into me Breathe your life into me
And this is where I lose myself when I keep running away from you
And this is who I am when, when I don't know myself anymore
And this is what I choose when it's all left up to me
I can feel you
I'm falling, falling faster
Breathe your life into me
I still need you
I'm falling, falling
Breathe into me
Breathe into me
And this is how I break apart when I finally hit the ground
And this is how it hurts when I pretend I don't feel any pain
And this is how I disappear when I throw myself away
I can feel you
I'm falling, falling faster
Breathe your life into me
I still need you
I'm falling, falling
Breathe into me
Breathe into me
Breathe into me
Breathe into me
(I am yours)
Breathe your life into me
Carry me home to you
I can feel you
I'm falling, falling faster
Breathe your life into me
I still need you
I'm falling, falling
Breathe into me
I'm falling, falling faster
Breathe your life into me
falling, falling, falling
Breathe into me
Breathe into me
Breathe into me
Breathe into me
Once Axel was done, the fangirls began to run towards him shouting, "OMG! AXEL WAS SINGING! KISS ME AXEL!" Axel then called on assassin nobodies to grab them and send them out of the castle. He wasn't going to relive what happened at Shop-Rite….not again. Too much peanut butter….way too much.
"Axel…." Said Siax in shock, "….That was…amazing…..a band IS a good idea….and y'know, I have been told that my screamo is pretty awesome."
"Really?" Said Demyx, "Now we've gotta hear you!"
"Okay, Okay! But only a bit!"
Siax began to do his stuff:
(Part of "I never wanted" by As I lay Dying)
I've grown tired of chasing Tomorrow may fall
Convinced I was in need
And now the years I've spent
Only a slave to this
And today is already gone
I will no longer adore these things
That will never satisfy me
"So? What do you think?" Said Siax.
"That was….intense Siax." Said Xaldin, "I'm no metal head, but I know well done screamo when I hear it!"
"Xaldin's right!" Said Larxene, "That was pretty cool."
"Woah, if Larxene complimented you, then that means that you did pretty well."
"Can anyone play bass?" Said Xemnas.
"Well." Said Lexeaus, "I did mess around with a bass a bit out of boredom, I was told that I was pretty good."
"Okay, so all we need is a drummer."
"Well where are we gonna find a dru−"
"ME!" Shouted Roxas, "I'm a great drummer! And Xion can write the songs, she's REALLY good at that!"
Xion came behind Roxas and said in a deep scary voice, "I never gave you permission to advertise me in front of them…"
"B-bb-b-b-but…I was just making a suggestion."
"I never said that I wanted to aid this charade! DO you have anything to say for yourself?"
"D-do you want to do it? I'm sorry!"
"Okay!" Said Xion in her normal innocent yet an unusually happy tone, "I love doing that! You always get so scared when I act like Miley Cyrus!"
Roxas then, in fear, began to kiss Xion's feet. Yeah, I know, odd, but this is Origination 13…what do you expect?
Xemnas rose above the nonsense and said, "Okay, so, Siax and Axel are vocalists, Demyx is the lead guitarist, Lexeaus is the bassist and Roxas is the drummer."
"HEY!" Luxord yelled, "I said that I was an exceptional drummer! Why not ME!" "Well you should've spoken when I said all we need is a drummer! Wanna be rhythm guitarist?"
"Whatever, I can do that too!"
"Fine!"
"MEEEEEH!
"MEEEEAAAAAAAAEEEEH!"
"!"
"!"
"Will you two please cease with your childish noises!" Said Vexen in irritation, "I still never got a say in this preposterous musical venture to gain the sufficient amounts of currency to obtain the sought after escalators."
"What'd you call me?" Xigbar stupidly replied.
Xion then innocently came to Vexen and said, "Vexen, you know that no one understands what you just said and even if they did they wouldn't give rat's ass about what you think."
"Not even you?"
"No….not even me…sorry."
"I'm so alone."
"That you are Vexen." Said Roxas.
After three hours of arguing, crying, singing, fighting, sex (don't ask….let's just say, Xion isn't very innocent and Zexion is scarred for life), eating, and running, they finally calmed down and deiced by show of hands. Everyone wanted to do a band except for Vexen, Zexion, and Marluxia...but they fail, so no one cares what they think (and so I get attacked by angry fangirls).
And so it was settled, Organization 13 was going to start a band, won't this be entertaining. Let's hope they don't screw up, but we all know that they will.
A/N: Well, that's it for now. Will they become a hit? Will they be mobbed by fangirls? Will this even go far enough to make them enough money? Will anyone ever care about what Vexen thinks? Probably not for the last one, but for the others, find out on the next chapter!
First reviewer gets a cookie!
Xaldin: Made by ME!
Calm down Xaldin, did you take your pills today?
Xaldin: PILLS ARE FOR THE WEAK!
Well I gotta go and give Xaldin his shots*grabs a tranquilizer gun* yaaaaaaaaa!
See ya!