My first FFX fic I got the idea of writing one after playing the game for way to long during vacation. took a little break from my KH fics
Well here it is.
One afternoon in Besaid island, the aurochs were having their practice on the beach shore.It was starting to get a little cold. And practice was already over. Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu were there as part of the practice. Commending those who did a good job. And throwing food at those who didn't. particularly at Tidus because well it kind of fun to see him squirm. Anyway, practice just ended and Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, and Wakka were walking back to the village occasionally slaying a fiend or twenty.
" Really nice day at practice huh, Tidus" commented Yuna very sweetly.
"Yeah nice for you. you threw coconut at me and let Rikku send her evil pet monkey after me" Tidus rolled his eyes, then realized that the monkey was still there holing a coconut in one hand and used the other to point menacingly at Tidus. He quickly ran behind Wakka cowering.
"Ah don't be so mean to Ghiki. Come here who's a good monkey." Rikku baby talked the monkey, petting it and sticking her tongue at Tidus.
"Oh you want to be treated like that then here" Yuna said rummaging through her pockets until she held up a . . .COOKIE! He immeditatly jumped at the cookie. Grabbing it out of Yuna's hand, he ate the cookie in one bite.
"Do you have another one?" he asked, hoping it was a yes.
"no"
"Are you sure?"
"yes"
"AH HA! SO YOU DO ADMIT YOU HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE!" Shouted Tidus pointing the accusing finger at Yuna.
"I DO NOT YOU CRAZY PSYCHO PUPPY" Yuna snapped.
"Hey,hey that's enough of that, ya" Wakka interrupted.
"yeah" Rikku chimed in.
"Well then that's it screw you guys I'm going home, talking poo's where I draw the line." Tidus drew an imaginary line with his foot and stormed off.
Yuna yelled after him. "YOU FREAKIN STOLE THAT FROM SOUTH PARK. AND YOU CAN'T BE CARTMAN!"
Later Wakka, Lulu, and Rikku went to Tidus' house to see if he was okay. When they arrived They found him in a little doing some thing very suspicious.
"OMG! TIDUS ARE DOING DRUGS?" Rikku blurted out.
"huh?" he turned around revealing a pile white dust in one hand in the other a. . . pixie stick. "I'm just sniffing some pixie dust"
A disgusting look emerged on the trio's faces. "Why?" Lulu questioned.
"Because it burns." He stated promptly.
"If it burns then why do that?" Wakka asked stepping away from him slowly.
"Because it's like a Listerine commercial, the burn means it's working. Got it memorized?" Tidus explained.
"you really have to stop playing Kingdom Hearts II,man" Wakka ordered very concerned.
With that they left, leaving Tidus to continue . . . sniffing pixie stix dust. They went into Yuna's hut to see her. Well they found her there were empty cookie cases everywhere. Yuna had been eating a box of peanut butter cookies and was now currently throwing darts at a picture of Tidus.
"Yunie! What happened here?" Rikku question taking notice of the few empty cases.
"I ate all the cookies, so he won't find them" She said.
"Ok, just like Tidus you really have to stop watch sesame street. I'm starting to think cookie monster has had a big influence on you." Wakka stated very concerned backing away slowly.
They immeadiatly left leving those to alone.
What weirdoes they were.
The moral?
Just say no
. . . to sesame street not pixie stix.
Meanwhile
"Who was just using my catchphrase?" Axel statedpeering around.
"Who cares" Said Larxene passing by.