"HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, cats, you never fail to make me LOL," America said. He was watching random youtube videos. At two in the morning. The night before a crazy important world meeting.

"Ok, I gotta go to sleep soon. Just one more video... HEY! America fuck yeah? Sounds like my kind of video! After all, I am the HERO!" And America proceeded to watch the Team America Theme song.

~World Meeting~

"Where is that wanker?" Britain said. America was 30 minutes late.(Cookie to whoever guesses why)

"As I recall, children tend to pick up habits from the one who raised them, and you were 3 minutes late," said France.

"Says the man who spend an hour on his bloody hair," said Britain, who was now bickering for bickering's sake.

"Shall I destroy you for another 100 years?"

"I SHOULD HAVE WON THAT WAR!"

And so the two began to fight. But before any real damage could be done, a noise was heard from the hall that made even France and Britain stop fighting.

"Veeeee~ I hear music!" Italy said.

Everyone moved closer to the door to find out what was going on.

"Americaaaaaa! Ameriiiicaaaaaaaa!"

No one knew what was going on, but some theorized that America would be arriving soon.

Then the door flew off the hinges, revealing America clad in a McDonald's t-shirt, ripped jeans, and an American Flag cape.

"AMERICA!" he yelled.

Suddenly, a chorus of people appeared behind America.

"FUCK YEAH!" the chorus "sang".

"Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!" America scream-sang. "AMERICA!"

"FUCK YEAH!"

"Cause freedom is the only way, yeah!"

At which point, one of the people in the chorus held up a sign that said "HE FORCED US TO BE HERE! TAKE HIM DOWN!" Russia took that as an open invitation to beat the mess out of America, which effectively stopped him from singing.

"OW OW OW!" TAKE THIS YOU COMMIE!" Said America as he tackled Russia through a window.

The chorus ran over to the window, and one yelled down "Dad! You alright?" America then responded in some inaudible way that I was too lazy to come up with. Probably a thumbs up, though.

"He's alright guys!" said one guy.

Every country in the room but Canada was staring at the chorus in complete confusion. But since no one cares about Canada, I guess you could just say every country in the room.

"Who are you?" Germany said.

"We're the states! I'm the oldest, Delaware!" Said one boy with jet black hair.

"BULLSHIT!" A girl yelled.

"Aw, c'mon Deli! You know I'm the one in charge!" Said an America look-alike minus Nantucket, and in a rather fine suit.

"Everyone stop! Now can someone explain what is going on here?" Britain made the mistake of asking.

The America look-alike froze, and slowly turned to face Britain. He now had an evil look on his face, and calmly walked over to where Britain stood.

"You. You burned me down. You will burn. And burn. And BURN!" He said, and tackled Britain.

"Hey! Only I can hurt Britain like that!" Said France, and he joined the fray.

"Aloha, Japan. I haven't seen you in a while..." said a little girl with olive skin while inching closer to Japan.

"Hawaii! Like, chill out! OMG, that was, like, 80 years ago! Let it go girl!" Said a girl with a very orange(read fake tanned) complexion and very large(read fake) boobs.

And at this point, America burst into the room for the second time in two minutes.

"THE HERO IS BACK GUYS!" And of course, in the usual style of America, was oblivious the the chaos that included D.C. and 13 more beating up Britain while yelling about burn scars, taxes, and tea with France yelling for them to stop, a very pale Japan shaking in his seat while a 7-year old girl looked at him murderously, Spain crying for a girl to come back to him, and random other insanity that I am too lazy to type.

IMPORTANT!

If you have any info on the culture and stuff of a state that you live in or something, I would appreciate it if you told me! The large number of NC chapters comes from that I am North Carolinian and pretty much have never been anywhere else.