Coffee Contest
Chapter 1: Taking a Dare Offer
It was an average day for Porkbelly's local Johnny Test at his middle school. After the bell rang for Johnny to head toward nutrition, he came across what seemed like a door was ajar to the Teacher's Lounge and peaked right inside, and noticed a coffee mug on the table. But unbeknownst to Johnny, his arch rival at school-Sissy Bladely had snuck right up behind him.
"Hey Test, are you trying to sneak to find the latest quiz answers?" asked Sissy to Johnny which spooked him.
"Don't do that!" cried Johnny.
"Well sorry" replied Sissy, "Say what were you spying on in the Teacher's Lounge?"
"That coffee pot" said Johnny.
Sissy then thought up of a dare to certainly beat Johnny at, to which she then began to give some sort of an evil grin toward him.
"Say Johnny, I dare you to take a sip of that horrible black stuff in there" said Sissy to Johnny.
"You mean take a sip of the icky black coffee?" asked Johnny.
"Yeah, that's right" replied Sissy, "or are you chicken?"
"Fine, you got yourself a dare" replied Johnny.
"In fact, let's also make this into a contest, I'll drink some of that icky black coffee as well to see who'll last longest with it will win" said Sissy.
"Sounds fair enough to me" replied Johnny, "let's grab that coffee mug over there before a teacher comes by."
"Stop right there Johnny Test!" cried a familiar voice.
As Johnny and Sissy turned around, Johnny noticed it was Mr. Teacherman standing right in front of them with his own coffee mug staring right at them.
"Just what are you two planning to do, you weren't planning to sneak yourselves into the Teachers' Lounge and sneak a sip of coffee were you?" asked Mr. Teacherman to both Johnny and Sissy.
"Yeah, what about it then?" replied Johnny.
"Listen to me kids, you two can NOT be able to handle this coffee stuff here" replied Mr. Teacherman, "it's for adults such as myself who can handle it."
"But I sometimes see my sisters drink this icky stuff" continued Johnny.
"Well, that's different because they're old enough to handle it, unlike you two" said Mr. Teacherman to which the Principal himself was coming over and noticed the commotion.
"What's going on here with these two youngsters Mr. Teacherman?" asked the Principal.
"These two were going to sneak into the Teachers' Lounge to sneak a sip of coffee" replied Mr. Teacherman.
"What?!" cried the Principal to both Johnny and Sissy, "You two can not handle coffee's impact on your young bodies, I'm sorry but you're off limits to the Teachers' Lounge in defiantly!"
"But!" cried both Johnny and Sissy.
"No buts, go and have fun with the other kids" replied the Principal as he shooed the two away.
Throughout the rest of the school day, both Sissy and Johnny were still quite upset that they never got to have their little "Coffee Contest" to see who would latest the longest. After the school day finally ended, they were still disappointed as they were riding home on the bus to which Johnny got off back at his house where Dukey was sitting comfortably sipping some of his own coffee.
"Hey Dukey, can I take a sip of your coffee?" asked Johnny to Dukey who was sitting on a chair.
"Sorry Johnny, the first reason is this one is mine coffee, and the second reason is that you can't handle coffee's energy" replied Dukey.
"That's what Mr. Teacherman and the Principal said!" cried Johnny, "I want to taste some of that coffee now, so that I can beat Sissy at this Coffee Contest she dared me to be involved!"
"You fell for another one of Sissy Bladely's dares?" laughed Dukey as he took another sip of his coffee, "Sorry, but this is one contest to which neither you, nor Sissy will be able to beat each other in. Just stick to your usual dares and contests such as video games or try to ask your sisters to find ways to beat her at sports with their cool inventions."
"What?!" cried Johnny, "No way! I'm going to see if dad will let me drink some coffee."
But Johnny would soon be disappointed with his father's response as well. Hugh Test, Johnny's father was quite shocked that his son would ask him such a question.
"Sorry Johnny, but you can't have coffee, you're too young for that kind of stuff!" shouted Hugh at his son while he was working making his infamous meatloaf at the kitchen.
"But you and mom always drink that icky stuff" replied Johnny.
"I'm sorry, but no, no, no!" cried Hugh as he continued to make the meatloaf.
"But you force me to eat your meatloaf, so I should have the right to drink some coffee" said Johnny.
"Don't bring in my meatloaf with your coffee dare, contest or whatever it is, you still can't be able to drink coffee, until you're order, period!" shouted Hugh.
Johnny then simply grumbled as he left the scene quite disappointed with his father's response. Johnny's arch school rival-Sissy Bladely was also having trouble in trying to get permission to drink some coffee at her house to which her mother was refusing to allow her to even take a single sip.
"I'm sorry dear, but this stuff isn't for you" said Sissy's mother as she took a sip of the coffee.
"But Johnny and I–" to which Sissy was interrupted by her mother.
"I'm sorry Sissy, I don't care if it's a dare by a boy at school, but this isn't for you, nor is it for this boy" said Sissy's mother to which she then promptly sent her daughter to go back to do some of her homework, "now go back and do your homework."
"Fine" grumbled Sissy as she went off to her room.
As both Johnny and Sissy were sitting in their own rooms, they both thought that if they were going to have their little "Coffee Contest" they were certainly going to have to pull a few tricks if they ever wanted to see who would last longest.