IDK where the hell I came up with this from! I was just tired of studying and just typed this up for fun. Then, I decided to put it up for y'all to see. Enjoy!
Accursed Draco Malfoy AKA white blonde ferret fell into booby trap where he met a baby with a rattle in his mouth singing the London Choco Roll jingle. "This baby is crazy," the slytherin concluded, coming to his oh so genius conclusion that NOBODY(insert sarcasm) could have come up with. Malfoy mysteriously summoned a Portobello mushroom burger, then broke his wand in half, giving one half of his wand to the delivery boy as payment.
Suddenly a hyperactive, blonde ninja by the name of Naruto poofed into appearance, shouted, "BELIEVE IT!" then poofed out again. Another poof, a black haired ninja by the name of Sasugay appeared, yelled, "FEAR THE POWER OF EMO!" then poofed away again. Expecting something amazing to happen, Draco was a bit put off when all the Hokage did was hobble pass him, smiling and croaking, "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE…." "ARen't you supposed to be dead?" Sakura asked, appearing out of nowhere. The Hokage frantically shushed her, promising her that Sasugay would be hers if she kept quiet. "YAY!" Grabbing a net, Sakura poofed away.
Malfoy went insane. He started scooping up dirt and shoving it into his mouth, then rolled around the clumps of dirt, laughing maniacally. Dumbledore suddenly apparated beside him with a POP! Looking down at the insane boy, he shouted, "Hallelujah! Voldemort's dead! Avada Kedavra!" He zapped the boy with the green spell. But Draco didn't die, oh no…He emerged from the blast, aged 5 years to when he was 17! Dumbledore was so stunned by his manliness and blinding white blonde hair that he died of shock. He transformed into an old bald man in a wheelchair.
Just then, Kitty Pryde aka Shadowcat appeared in his place, phasing through the dead body. Rolling her eyes, she dragged the man away, muttering, "Why did I ever let him watch that Sorcerer's Stone movie?" Disapparating away to admire his new self in a mirror, Draco left.
There were two pops and the REAL Dumbledore and Voldemort appeared. The problem was that Dumbledore had made an error. He had apparated his whole body, but left his robes behind. His eyes widening at the horrifying naked sight before him, Voldemort screamed in mortification, "MY EYES! SWEET MERLIN, MY EYES!" Clutching at his face, Voldemort was disintegrated into a puddle of goo.
Dumbledore, poor nekkid man, was oblivious, prancing around and shaking his…uh…Little One… in the faces of the people who were watching in celebration of his victory against the Dark Lord. Puking, they all ran away, screaming, "The Apocalypse! It's HERE!" Apocalypse appeared, "Did somebody call me?" Then he saw Dumbledore in his birthday suit. "Just walk away Poccy, just walk away," Apocalypse muttered.
The baby, who had been watching quietly in the corner, suddenly laughed in delight, kicking his legs up. Unfortunately, his legs hit Dumbledore's 'wand', if you know what I mean, and the great wizard fell to the floor, screaming bloody murder. And just like that, the great Dumbledore was defeated.
THE END
By the way, about my story 'An AU Story', I am going to continue it. I just can't update right now due to exams. I don't want the story to be rushed or something. I will update by next next weekend. Thanks for all your reviews so far and I hope you guys will keep reading. Thanks!