Coito Dios mío!
Well, since I can't find my USB to update MMA. I decided to make a new story!
YaY!
Lol
First hetalia story, so hope it's okay.
BTW, I've been in a bad mood because I went to vase and didn't make it to state, only got a crap metal. :P
For those of you who know what VASE is, I hope you can sympathize with my pain.
Anyway On with the story!
Based on what's happening in my life.
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah don't own.
Coito Dios mío! (4)
Lovino banged his head against the hard cold glass of the window next to his chair at the counselor's office.
'Fuck my life!'
He had broken the camels back with his latest prank. The counselor was usually so linant with him too! Maybe he took her for granted? (1) Not that that mattered all that much now.
Here he was, waiting outside the counselor's office to find out what his punishment was.
What was his horrible prank that he did to get him in such big trouble?
Well, he just so happened to dump a whole barrel of tomatoes on the soccer team as they were going out of the athletic building. Not that he had anything against the soccer team. Just one player unparticular.
That freakishly tall potato bastard!
That was his real target, getting the whole team was just an added bonus.
But as fate would have it, one of the players, Alfred , was allergic to tomatoes, and ended up having a pretty bad reaction to it. And it just so happens, that the annoying American was one of the counselor's favorite students.
And boy was she furious at him!
He could just picture that sadistic grin that the older female brunette had given him, when she said she needed time to come up with a suitable punishment for him. He had been suspended, sure, for three days, but that was nothing to what that pyhscotic woman had in store for him.
Lovino frigitted in his seat. The suspense was killing him, god damnit!
There was a woman behide the desk in front of him that was picking at her fingernails and held the phone in-between her shoulder and ear as she said random things that didn't concern him. He wouldn't have cared, but the stupid lady was practically yelling.
'Jesus! Who the fuck is the there with her that she's taking so fucking long!'
The Counselor was talking to another student, so he couldn't go in , but FUCK! They've been in there for HOURS!
Okay maybe not hours, but a fucking long time anyway!
Just when he thought he was going to explode, Arthur Kirkland stepped out of the office.
'Dick, probably complaining about how the toilets weren't clean enough for his royal ass. Or to ask for another golden throne so he could sit on.' (2)
The blond brit saw him, and scrunched up his nose. Which Lovino proudly showed off his favorite finger to him.
You know the one. Two fingers to the left, two fingers to the right.
He was about to trip the older male, when he heard the voice he'd been fearing all day.
"Vargas! Get your ass in her NOW!"
The secretary on the phone yelled back.
"You can't say ass, Ms. Perez."
"VARGAS! NOW!"
God women were scary.
Hanging his head, the brunette made his way over to the office where his fate would be sealed.
Passing the secretary, he felt like muttering his will if he shouldn't make it out alive, but kept quiet and continued to the doorway of the demon counselor.
The first thing he noticed was the extreme overload of blue the office had. He had found out long ago that Ms. Perez was in an intimate relationship with the color blue.
Looking over to the desk, he saw the back of the chair the other person was sitting on.
"Sit down, Lovino."
He gulped.
He hadn't even said goodbye to his baby brother!
Taking his seat on a dark blue, rather comfortable seat, he chewed on his bottom lip.
After a few seconds, the woman turned to face the scared boy in her almighty presence. A completely neutral look of her naturally tan face.
And all too soon, she grinned like it was Christmas.
"Well hello, my beloved Lovino! You know why you're here don't you?"
Lovino felt like he could cry. She only used that smile when she was about to tear down a person. Like a Lion and a helpless gazelle.
"Ye-yes!" He yelped out.
"I-I know why I'm here. And I'm very sorry!"
He knew he sounded pathetic, but from the tilt in the other's head and a more sugary sweet smile that seemed to take over her face, Ms. Perez didn't give a shit if he was sorry.
"Oh, I know Lovino! I know! But I still have to place a punishment onto you, you know!"
He nodded his head shakily.
"And so, I was looking over all of your information and I found something quite interesting."
Lovino's shoulders tensed. He didn't know where she was going with this, but it couldn't be anything good.
"I-Is that right? Like what exactly?"
That smile was back on her face.
"Oh, nothing really. It's just that I noticed that you only have two credits for a foreign language class."
'Oh dear god NO!'
Lovino's head shot up.
"Yes, but all I need are two credits to graduate!"
She waved her finger in the air, in a tsk tsk manner.
"Aw, but Lovi! You need three full credits to graduate distinguished! And I decided as a counselor, that I want to see you achieve this goal! Besides, this last credit is the only thing from graduating distinguished anyway. Well, besides the senor classes you'll take next year. "
"But-But! It's okay! I don't have to graduate disinguished! I'm totally fine with it!"
He was desperate! Anything but this!
"But, I've already called up your grandfather and he was delighted! Said that he supported it 100%! To use force if necessary."
He had just found the devil in human form! This woman was pure evil!
He slumped in his chair.
"But….I'm not even good at Spanish! I copied my whole first and second year!"
As if she was expecting he might say that, she smiled.
God did he hate that smile with a passion!
"I know, Lovi. That's why I took the liberty of assigning a personal tutor to help you out! I hand picked him too! He passed with the highest grade in Spanish AP III, so it'll work out perfectly! Come on in!"
Lovino tensed in his seat as he sensed another presence enter the room. He slowly turned to see the other.
"Hola My nombre es António! Seré su tutor por lo siguiente poco meses! Esperanza nosotros marcharse , y ponerse bueno amigos!"(3)
'FUCK MY LIFE!'
Well, here you are my baby birds.
A snack until I find my USB and update the newest chapter for
MMA
Lol
Romano is very much like me in this fic.
I don't understand Spanish for SHIT!
And I'm Mexican!
So that looks bad.
Lol anyway yay
Been wanting to do a fic like this for a while
Ten bucks to guess who the counselor is :D
I have nothing against Arthur! I lub him! This is just from Romano's view
"Hi! My name is Antonio! I'll be your tutor for the next few months! Hope we get along, and become good friends!"
"Fuck My Life!"