I can't use those little star things ... asterisks! Thats the word so just pretend that all these little + signs are asterisks!

I'm really not sure where this came from except that I was listening to a song by Panic! The Disco at the time, but it was my friend's (white-tiger123) I-pod so blame her! We were on a trip back from the Japanese embassy and they gave us blow up paper beach ball things. Then this story just +popped+ into my head!

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Marz: So Daisy, Hannah, Ginnie, it's my first story!

Daisy: Finally!

Ginnie: What's it about?

Marz: Read and find out!

Hannah: It seems kind of random actually.

Marz: Stop complaining like I said it's all Daisy's fault!

Daisy: Hey! How is it my fault?

Marz: It was your I-pod

Daisy: Doesn't mean it's my fault you didn't have to listen to it if you didn't want to!

continued sounds of arguing+

Hannah: anyway...

Ginnie: We would just like to tell you that... yup you guessed it; we don't own Artemis, Holly or the Panic! At The Disco song

Marz: (from background) Yet!
+sounds of arguing continue+

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Summary: Artemis could have shut the door, but he didn't!

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Artemis came home from school one day, he was alone. Butler and Juliet were on holiday.

When he walked in he wasn't quite able to shut the door behind him, due to his bags. Artemis walked into the kitchen to put down his school bags, and was about to go back and shut the door. Suddenly a girls head popped around the door. (A/N Not me, another random annoying person :D heehe e lol )

She chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality."

She chimed in with a "Ha... " SLAM

Before she could continue singing, Artemis had sprinted to the door and slammed it in her face, causing a loud "Hey!", instead of another rendition of the chorus.

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A Few Hours Later

Holly sprinted in through the front door of Fowl Manor and hurriedly closed it behind her, before she turned to a slightly surprised Artemis, who had run to see who had entered his home, and said "Did you know, there's someone singing outside?" She looked at him suspiciously "Artemis, did you leave the door open again?"

Artemis gazed at her with a look of horror on his face.

Somewhere in the background the faint refrain of "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door!" echoed across the landscape.

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This is my first fanfic so please Read and Review!

I'd give you cookies, (Or shortbread) if I had any!

Marz- +grudgingly+ I would like to admit that this story is not Daisy's fault.

Daisy!

You can put the pointy objects away now!

DAISY?

Where do you think your going?

DAISY! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!