phoenix x gant
damon gant was lonely. he stood at the witness stand alone, with nobody to talk to. nobody except-
"damon gant! the killer was you!" said phoenix and damon started clapping very fast and phoenix joined him. damon saw this and clapped faster. phoenix saw this and clapped faster so damon and phoenix started laughing.
"we broke down together!" said damon and he remembered this for a year and then he decided to visit him. he broke into phoenixs house and jumped into his bed and kicked maya out.
"ow bitch" said maya but damon threw her out the window.
"hi phoenix" said damon and phoenix woke up and he saw damon and started clapping.
"wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha" said pheonix.
"wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha" said damon and they got back into bed and had gay sex except it wasnt gay because PHOENIX WRIGHT WAS A WOMAN! LIKE HOLY SHIT HOW DID NOONE REALIZE?
phoenix got pregnant and they had a child and they named it phoenon wrant. phoenon became a lawyer and phoenix and damon were there to watch his first trial.
"ok phoenon" said damon "just present the curtain on the second statement an d phoenon yelled OBJECTION it was the first OBJECTION of his life and phoenix and damon were proud of him.
meanwhile maya fey had just landed on the ground after being thrown out by damon and she coughed and died.
THE END!