A/N: I got lots of inspiration to do this because of me and Penny's love! So I had to write it because I love Penny. This is me and Penny's story when we're older! Shut up, French Bob!
Me and Penny When We're Older
"Oh Penny..." I thought inside my head as I looked at the most beautiful bride in the world. We were going to get married. I looked at her stomach and the baby, our baby, waved to me from inside. (Our powerful love makes it possible to see inside things like tummies so I can see our baby!1) I saw because his hand made her skin stretch.
I ran to Penny and hugged her and then kissed her...it was so wonderful and I love her!
Then SNAP suddenly popped into my mind and I fell to the ground crying!
Penny bent over (completely fine even though she was pregnant) and asked me, "Rudy my love Rudy are you ok?"
I grabbed the carpet hard. I bit down on my teeth with my other teeth. It was a bit painful because of how hard I bit down and it was Snap's fault because I hate him. "I just...hate Snap so much!" I sobbed and Penny cried.
"It's okay," she cried. "I hate him too! I hated him from the first moment..."
She gazed into my eyes lovingly and I gazed back. I nearly felt like crying again. "That's so romantic..." I said sweetly because she's sweet and she should always be talked to in a sweet way.
"You make me want to marry a shoe with your face on it," she said lovingly and I leapt onto her and kissed her all over her lips. Then I kissed her teeth as well but then she bit me so I cried!
I got collapsed legs and fell on the floor again...in a pool of tears. I was so sad! Snap had ruined our lives...even though he was locked in ChalkZone forever while me and Penny got married and had a baby (which we will call Rudenny or Pennudy. I think we like Pennudy but we're a little worried that kids will tease him for having a name that can be shortened to "nudy" because that's like "nude") BUT STILL, the memories that I had to spend with him...they ripped me apart every time I thought of them... "Woe is me."
"WOE IS ME TOO!" Penny cried. Then she cried.
We were both crying on the floor when suddenly the marrier guy came in and said he was a reedy seat of goo, and we were so happy that we went out and got married and smooched.
But some weirdo hamster gave us liquid laxatives and I thought it was mature alcohol because I like to get smashed, so I drunk it and now I have to go... Like, I have to GO. STOP READING THE STORY SO I CAN GO!
The...end.
A/N: Wasn't that just HEAVEN? I want to make lots of these stories...and how we get married! I love getting married to Penny, it's so romantic... Thanks for reading! I hope I can inspire more RudytimesPenny goodness!1!one!forteen!222!1