Title: If You Give An Elf A Mirror
Author: TrinityTheSheDevil
Summary: Ever read "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"? Well, this is my version....
Disclaimer: I do not own any LOTR characters, OR "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie". I am making NO money from this, it's just for fun.....okay so I mainly wrote it to get these plot bunnies off my back but anyway. ;)
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If you give an Elf a mirror, he's going to want a brush to fix his hair.
After brushing his hair, he'll notice a smudge of dirt on his face. He'll ask to go to a nearby river to get some clean water.
After washing the smudge off his face, he'll notice he smells slightly, and he'll want some soap to take a bath.
When he's done, an hour later, he'll want a towel to dry himself with. Then, not wanting to get dirty again, he'll want you to clean his clothes for him.
Of course, he won't want to put on wet clothes, so you'll be forced to wait while they dry, hanging over nearby trees.
All that waiting will make the Elf hungry, and he'll ask you to cook something to eat. While cooking the food, a party of Orcs will notice the fire, and attack you both.
After realizing there are too many Orcs, you'll both be forced to run away to the nearest town.
The town is full of men, so the Elf will want your cloak to cover himself with.
Walking nearby the local Inn, the Elf will smell cooking food, and realize he still hasn't eaten. He will ask you to accompany him into the Inn to eat.
When eating, his hood will slip, revealing the Elf to the men at the Inn. They will start an all out bar fight and force you both out of their town.
All that fighting will sure make the Elf wonder if his hair is still perfect, so he'll most likely ask you for a mirror....
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Sorry for it being so short! This idea just popped into my head at 3 in the morning and wouldn't leave me alone! So, I spent 30 minutes searching on Google for the original story. Meh.
And another THANK YOU!!!!!!! goes out to all who liked "Lusting For Legolas". I have four more fics in the work at the moment, so all your reviews are definitely making me write faster! :D
Author: TrinityTheSheDevil
Summary: Ever read "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"? Well, this is my version....
Disclaimer: I do not own any LOTR characters, OR "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie". I am making NO money from this, it's just for fun.....okay so I mainly wrote it to get these plot bunnies off my back but anyway. ;)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
If you give an Elf a mirror, he's going to want a brush to fix his hair.
After brushing his hair, he'll notice a smudge of dirt on his face. He'll ask to go to a nearby river to get some clean water.
After washing the smudge off his face, he'll notice he smells slightly, and he'll want some soap to take a bath.
When he's done, an hour later, he'll want a towel to dry himself with. Then, not wanting to get dirty again, he'll want you to clean his clothes for him.
Of course, he won't want to put on wet clothes, so you'll be forced to wait while they dry, hanging over nearby trees.
All that waiting will make the Elf hungry, and he'll ask you to cook something to eat. While cooking the food, a party of Orcs will notice the fire, and attack you both.
After realizing there are too many Orcs, you'll both be forced to run away to the nearest town.
The town is full of men, so the Elf will want your cloak to cover himself with.
Walking nearby the local Inn, the Elf will smell cooking food, and realize he still hasn't eaten. He will ask you to accompany him into the Inn to eat.
When eating, his hood will slip, revealing the Elf to the men at the Inn. They will start an all out bar fight and force you both out of their town.
All that fighting will sure make the Elf wonder if his hair is still perfect, so he'll most likely ask you for a mirror....
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sorry for it being so short! This idea just popped into my head at 3 in the morning and wouldn't leave me alone! So, I spent 30 minutes searching on Google for the original story. Meh.
And another THANK YOU!!!!!!! goes out to all who liked "Lusting For Legolas". I have four more fics in the work at the moment, so all your reviews are definitely making me write faster! :D