This fan fiction is my way of letting out my feelings. It's a true story. I just got Robin and Star to act it out.

-REALLY-REALLY-

Let's say Robin and Starfire really did get married, and had two girls and a boy. Let's say the boy was a slow learner. Let's say all the children earned a different set of powers.

Setting: Starfire is teaching her son how to spell.

Robin opened the door of the study room. One side had drawings stuck all over it. The other side had the Puppet King, Control Freak's remote and Slade-Robot's mask with a big placard bearing the words 'WHO IS SLADE?' But in the center was the prettiest picture of all. Mother and son leaned over the table together. The paper on the table had many holes and burn marks in them.

'Recite along with me, CUTE BABY. C-U-T-E B-A-B-Y.'

'CUTE BABY…'

'Now, write it on the paper.'

The boy wrote down the letter 'C'. He stopped abruptly. A new hole was burnt in the paper. Tears stained the paper.

'C. U. T. E…Cute!'

'Starfire, maybe you can let me try.'

'Let you try? What do you know about this?' She continued. 'Write CUTE, Ryand'r.'

Ryand'r stared at the paper and started to cry.

'But I have just recited the spelling of the word cute! Why can you not spell it?'

'Star, maybe you're being a bit too hard on him.'

'What do you know of teaching young bumgorfs the spelling of the words?'

'…'

'I am attempting to find new creative ways to help Ryand'r learn his spelling of the words. You all are not helping at all!'

'I'm just telling you you're putting him down.'

Robin and Starfire's 2nd daughter peered through the opening in the door. When she heard the words: 'You all are not helping at all!' she cringed.

'I do not wish for you to get involved with this.'

'OK! FINE! FINE! I WON'T GET INVOLVED! I CARE FOR MY SON AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!' With that, Robin stomped out of the room. With her god-given powers the eavesdropper avoided her father's gaze. She phased through the walls into her room as tears fell down her face.

-SAD-SAD-

Two days later

As the family sat around the dining table, Robin came in with a grin on his face. The spelling issue had clearly been forgotten. Starfire was clearly upset over some other issue: Robin had promised to be home by 6:30 pm but it was 7:40 and he still had not arrived home.

"Hello, Starfire!"

"HELLO, ROBIN."

"Do you want some fish, Dad?" asked innocent Ryand'r. "Look what I got for my Chinese today!"

"All correct." droned the eldest daughter.

"That's great!" said Robin. "No thanks, I don't want any fish. I 'm not that hungry." said Robin, sitting down in front of a huge plate of rice.

"Then maybe, Robin, you should not partake of the rice at all!"

"What's your problem, Starfire?"

"THERE IS NO PROBLEM."

The 2nd daughter looked down. "Something is wrong, so wrong...'

ISSUESISSUES

This might sound a bit tacky but this is an adaptation of what goes on in my family. Robin and Star are just acting it out.