Title: Laughter is the Best Medicine
By AlifeOfShadows (Previous penname FanFicFanatick)
Summary: Legolas and Aragorn get into a popularity fight.
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings. Got it? Good.
Note: This is a random fic. Beware of craziness! I learn from the best! Coughannacough
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Frodo cleared his throat. It was a well lit day, comfortable with the sun in the right place. His friends, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Legolas and Aragorn were with him. Sam was sitting next to him, humming a crazy tune. Merry was on the ground with a blade of grass in his mouth, making dandelion crowns. Pippin was up in a tree, swinging his legs back and forth, singing the words to Sam's song off tune. And Legolas and Aragorn, also known as Strider, were arguing.
Legolas: Face it, I am more popular.
Aragorn: I could win anytime, anywhere.
Legolas: You don't have the looks. -flips blonde hair.-Fan girls swoon-
Aragorn: I could beat you in strength blindfolded! -Aragorn flexes muscles. -Random elf girl runs over to him and starts making out with his hand-
Legolas: Oh yeah!? Well I never miss a shot! -girls giggle-
Aragorn: Of what? Brandy? -laughter-
Pippin: -mindlessly comments- You do to miss, Legolas. You should see our toilet area... -fan girls blink-
Aragorn: -laughs-
Legolas: I-I-tha-Oh yeah? Well I star as another hot person! A pirate! None-the-less!
Aragorn: I don't need to be a pirate. I look good already. And I don't need some nagging me constantly!
Elizabeth Swan: Hey!
Legolas: -Blink-
Aragorn: See what I mean?
Legolas: Hey Sam! You tell me, which one of us is better?
Sam: Well, as much fun it is to dye your silky hair blue at night--
Legolas: IT WAS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?
Sam: -continues- I would pick Aragorn. It's really cool to watch him slash a Dark Rider in slow motion.
Legolas: -steam coming out of his long elvish ears-
Sam: Pippin? Did you get that red color? Cause I see Leggie washed all the blue out.
Legolas: -throws hands onto head, holding all his hair-
Pippin: Yep
Merry: Well let's take a look at girl history
-Picture becomes hazy in remembrance-
Merry: Yup. Looks like Aragorn wins.
Legolas: We need a girl's opinion!
Arwen: Aragorn!
Eowyn: Aragorn!
Pippin: Aragorn!
Aragorn: You're a girl?
Random Elf Girl: Aragorn!
Legolas: Not fair!
Aragorn: I think I win...
Frodo: I think you're both ugly.
Legolas & Aragorn: Hopefully!
Aragorn: What do you think Merry? Who looks better?
Merry: I pick Gandalf.
-crickets chirp-
Everyone: What?